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offbeatpub
You raise some good points. Luckily, I'm not a fussy man (or boy), so I guess I'll just take any kind of scent, man, woman or beast.
posted by
chris2303
on February 13, 2005 at 3:49 AM
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Chris, do you plan on sniffing every bored housewives undies on Blogit? What about the large percent who are not housewives? You have your work cut out for you! I just don't understand what you will be doing with those of us who choose not to wear the undies.Good luck, you have many women to go through. O and what if the cyber stalker is a man? Will you sniff his too? You naughty, naughty boy!
posted by
Offy
on February 13, 2005 at 3:20 AM
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Friar Tuck:
How do I do what, exactly? I owe it all to eating the right foods, like chalk and limes.
posted by
chris2303
on February 13, 2005 at 3:18 AM
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Thanks Voyager9940 - beaming you up now....
posted by
chris2303
on February 13, 2005 at 3:18 AM
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DEVILINME1
Wait a minute, I thought I was the stalker...damn, maybe I'm just the weirdo I never thought I was capable of being...
posted by
chris2303
on February 13, 2005 at 3:18 AM
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Ariala
I've pencilled you in for tomrrow - it's kind of a Valentine's Day present from mark2556 and your illegal love midget.
posted by
chris2303
on February 13, 2005 at 3:16 AM
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WHAMENATOR
Actually, since you're not a bored housewife I cannot accept responsibility for any sniffing activities involving your dirty thongs. Er, maybe...
posted by
chris2303
on February 13, 2005 at 3:15 AM
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The_Devil
Oh.....my goodness....I bow before your superior your motherism.
You truly are the baddest of the bad, oh Great One...
posted by
chris2303
on February 13, 2005 at 3:13 AM
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renigade3
It's OK, I understand how you feel.
posted by
chris2303
on February 13, 2005 at 3:12 AM
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does this mean our hot slippery cyber sex is off? lol...
guess I'll have to find me someone else to stalk..where is mark at?
posted by
Kiddo75
on February 12, 2005 at 5:31 PM
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Chrissy, stalkers need to be whipped...when is my whipping?
posted by
Ariala
on February 12, 2005 at 3:10 PM
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Chris,
I am far from a bored housewife, but was that you I almost caught sniffing my dirty thongs?
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on February 12, 2005 at 1:38 PM
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christopher:
Typo or not, your words are always welcome to my fiery little ears. Or eyes. Um, fingers? Really not sure what I'm trying to say with that one...Erm.
At any rate, your mother would say hello, except her mouth is full.
Ta.
posted by
Rupert_Bottom_Paddler
on February 12, 2005 at 11:34 AM
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Insanely jealous...
posted by
Renigade
on February 12, 2005 at 10:41 AM
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renigade3
Yeah it was a little crazy, all that shit. So tell me, do bored housewives become jealous when other people get stalked? I know I do.
posted by
chris2303
on February 12, 2005 at 10:39 AM
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chris---Bored housewives such as myself yearn for stalkers from our
bored loins up to our bored breasties...Really...I think she should have just ignored him. Why keep bantering with someone who isn't even near you?
posted by
Renigade
on February 12, 2005 at 10:36 AM
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And The Devil...I'm glad I managed to slip a typo in to that comment...
trust me to do that in front of you...dang it.
posted by
chris2303
on February 12, 2005 at 10:30 AM
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The Devil: Well I guess that mkaes you your mother...
Hooray!
posted by
chris2303
on February 12, 2005 at 10:28 AM
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chris2303
I find your writing style terrifically humourous and energetic, if prone to hyperbole at times. I mean, surely your words are insightful and thought provoking and you spin them with ease, but your tendency toward exaggerating the details forces one to question the efficacy of your claims. My point: if you're hotter than a curry on a sunbed, what the fuck does that make me?
Yours in Grace,
Satan
posted by
Rupert_Bottom_Paddler
on February 12, 2005 at 10:26 AM
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How do YOU do it...
posted by
Friar__Tuck
on February 12, 2005 at 8:30 AM
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Beam me up Scotty!
posted by
Voyager9940
on February 12, 2005 at 7:19 AM
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