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Oh, holy hell, Chrissy....
Daaayyaamm! Blach.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 1, 2005 at 9:11 PM
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Spitfire70
It sure did, and it also gave the chicken some much needed flavour...
posted by
chris2303
on February 27, 2005 at 3:42 AM
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Thanks Dee2206...it was about time someone stuck it to 'em ;)
posted by
chris2303
on February 27, 2005 at 3:41 AM
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Thanks offbeatpub, your custom is much appreciated...and you called me a
man! Woohoo!
posted by
chris2303
on February 27, 2005 at 3:40 AM
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Thanks Ann, sorry it took me years to reply...
posted by
chris2303
on February 27, 2005 at 3:40 AM
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DEVILINME1
We should start an internation police force against computers...we could call it Interhole, or something, what with the chickens and all
posted by
chris2303
on February 27, 2005 at 3:39 AM
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SYMPHONY
I like to think I represent the little guy when going against the bastard computers...as for chicken molesting, I say why not?
posted by
chris2303
on February 27, 2005 at 3:39 AM
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Damn, Chrissy, you've got some long fingers.
I suppose that came in handy that time in the bathroom when you attempted your anal explorations.
posted by
SpitFire70
on February 26, 2005 at 3:42 PM
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Much appreciated!
posted by
Dee2206
on February 22, 2005 at 3:13 AM
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Chris
As usual you leaving me laughing...you are one funny man!!
posted by
Offy
on February 21, 2005 at 6:58 PM
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Very graphic story. Thanks for the humor! Have a nice day.
(ann)
posted by
A-and-B
on February 21, 2005 at 3:36 AM
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linger ficken good...now, let me get this straight, after you smash
computer parts, you like to molest dead animals, right? You are my soulmate...
posted by
Kiddo75
on February 20, 2005 at 6:37 PM
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LOFL....
wow, we must be soul mates, I love nothing more than smashing things up that don't or wont work.......but I don't go around fingering innocent chickens though!...
posted by
_Symphony_
on February 20, 2005 at 12:46 PM
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and sassy
It did take a lot of energy to bust up that particular keyboard. Either that or I'm too lame and pathetic to do it without effort...
posted by
chris2303
on February 20, 2005 at 7:03 AM
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sassy
You're right, but unfortunately I didn't. That's right, say hello to the creator of bird flu...
posted by
chris2303
on February 20, 2005 at 7:02 AM
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It takes alot of energy
to bust up a keyboard. I guess eating the whole chicken was necessary to replenish yourself. I do hope that from the first pic to the last that you managed to wash your hands before eating that bird. You just never know what disease can be got from playing with one's self.
posted by
Sherri_G
on February 20, 2005 at 7:01 AM
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gypsyred
Thanks! Actually I never found the reset button on the keyboard. That's when I decided my only other option is to count my losses and salvage some much needed satisfaction...
posted by
chris2303
on February 20, 2005 at 6:56 AM
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Ps... did you find the synchronize reset button on the bottom
of the keyboard and mouse to get them to meld with your pc?
posted by
RedHeadedGypsy
on February 20, 2005 at 6:44 AM
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Chris...
That's funny, mine works fine! This was frickin hilarious.
posted by
RedHeadedGypsy
on February 20, 2005 at 6:42 AM
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Whoa, who's that dude with the nob on his head?
Do you know him persoanlly? I sure hope so...
posted by
chris2303
on February 20, 2005 at 6:41 AM
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Oh, I'll be working properly. Oh yes.
I've just finished a three-day workshop in Advanced Gadgetry ~
And they let me keep the mask and utility belt. Wooof!
posted by
mark2556
on February 20, 2005 at 6:34 AM
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I'll touch you, as long as you promise to work properly...
you just don't want to know what happened to the robo wank machine which pissed me off...
posted by
chris2303
on February 20, 2005 at 6:27 AM
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Hot poultry diddling...
and keyboard S&M. You're the king of fingertip porno. Touch me.
posted by
mark2556
on February 20, 2005 at 6:20 AM
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Ariala
Thanks, but you did really get the story, didn't you?
posted by
chris2303
on February 20, 2005 at 6:17 AM
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Meat sucking? Christmas?
I fear my innocent mind is being corrupted...
posted by
chris2303
on February 20, 2005 at 6:16 AM
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Whammie--Is it Christmas?
LOL
posted by
Renigade
on February 20, 2005 at 6:15 AM
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Reni,
well, I am pretty certain Chris would not mind if we ****SHARED**** him! LOL
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on February 20, 2005 at 6:13 AM
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Nice torso...I don't get the rest of the story. I was distracted, too, I
guess.
posted by
Ariala
on February 20, 2005 at 6:12 AM
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Whammie--That's alright. I'm marrried anyway. *sigh* The dream was
nice while it lasted. I'll just resign myself to getting hot, bothered, and defensive whenever chris honors me with a comment...
He always seems to bring out the best in me...
posted by
Renigade
on February 20, 2005 at 6:10 AM
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Reni,
Once I suck all of the meat off of it (which shouldn't take that long considering there is only three inches) I will toss it over for your pleasure!
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on February 20, 2005 at 6:08 AM
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Come on whammie--Throw me a bone!
posted by
Renigade
on February 20, 2005 at 6:06 AM
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Thanks Whammie
I normally am pretty open minded about all sorts of things. And if they include batteries and a chance to knit your own sweatshirt afterwards, then all the better...
posted by
chris2303
on February 20, 2005 at 6:03 AM
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Reni, you are my friend...........
But back off!!! He is mine!
(Although maybe we can share!)
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on February 20, 2005 at 6:03 AM
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renigade3
Well that was the plan...haha
posted by
chris2303
on February 20, 2005 at 6:02 AM
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Well, Chris,
if you are as open-minded with toys and gadgets as you are with sheep, perhaps we can work with this?
You look good, Baby! 
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on February 20, 2005 at 6:02 AM
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Is it wrong for a housewife to be smitten with a man who
sticks his finger in a chicken?
posted by
Renigade
on February 20, 2005 at 6:00 AM
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WHAM
Typical...let down by my penis again...this is why I should have been a woman.
posted by
chris2303
on February 20, 2005 at 5:48 AM
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Chris2303,
I am sorry, but I was so smitten with your marvelous pecs in the first picture, I was unable to focus on the rest of the post. Damn, Gorgeous, too bad you only have three inches! I swear I would be your Love Slave!
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on February 20, 2005 at 5:38 AM
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