Thursday, January 13, 2005
British Mystery: Royally Gay?
I’d like to think I’m a reasonably aware person, possibly intelligent enough to hold a 5 minute conversation with someone who would normally read the Financial Times, and other such shit. But on the other hand, there are just some things that I don’t have any knowledge on at all. Ironically, most of...
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Wednesday, January 12, 2005
White People: Scum.
The human race is a colourful mix of people. We have black people, brown people, cappuccino coloured people, yellow people, glow in the dark people (albinos), and then we have white people, made from all the left over genetic shit. The “white human race” can be proud of itself for producing so many...
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005
Mastering Creative Expression
Creative people always take the chance to express themselves through any given medium at any given moment. Take my underwear for example. Today I have white Calvin Kleins on. When I put them on in the morning (Sunday morning), they were clean - almost sparkling with innocence. Now, more than a week...
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Monday, January 10, 2005
Fear Factor.
I often hear or read the expression, “There’s nothing to fear but fear itself”. It’s one of those clichés that someone once invented for the sake of sounding wise, or philosophical. After giving the cliché some thought, it becomes apparent that there’s about as much logic in it as Eminem’s skin...
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Sunday, January 9, 2005
Men Shouldn’t Cry In Front Of Other People
There is nothing more awkward than watching a grown man sob his eyes out, especially for another man. My boss has a thirty year old son who suffers from a diseased liver. The other day said son was taken to hospital after complaining his liver was hurting him. Now don’t get me wrong, I don’t give...
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Saturday, January 8, 2005
Depressed People Piss Me Off
I don’t like many people for many different reasons. Fatties take up too much space, ugly people make me feel sad, and gay people make me feel unsettled - maybe even a little confused. But if there is one type of person who pisses me off more than any other, including the French, then it’s depressed...
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Friday, January 7, 2005
Murder Death Kill The Whining Non Smoker
In a predictable twist of events, Britain has followed the lead of the U.S. by banning smoking in public places. This isn’t new news – the laws aren’t going to be put in place for a couple of years yet. In the meantime, we get to enjoy increased amounts of sarcastic coughing from the smug non...
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Thursday, January 6, 2005
What Would Make The Perfect Blog?
I wonder what it would take to write a blog that every single member of Blogit would read, and enjoy enough to come back to. What sort of material would you use? It’s a difficult one, obviously due to the diversity of community, although its predictability may be able to aid the cause. Yes, Blogit...
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Wednesday, January 5, 2005
Are We The Most Ridiculous People On The Internet?
You know, I’d like to think we are, otherwise we’re all just wasting our time. I mean, all this harping on about the top ten and which coloured wax crayons produce the best writing efforts…pants, that’s what it is, pure and simple brown coloured pants. No wonder I have such a superior attitude all...
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Monday, January 3, 2005
Jesus (WORDS IN CAPITAL LETTERS USED ONLY AS A WAY TO APPEAL TO IDIOTS)
In her post, Atheism VS Christianity: YAWN,, Gheeghee makes a good point about the endless circle of ranting that goes on between non believers and believers, especially the non believers who don’t display any justification for their opinions. Well hey, I thought, I like giving my opinion because I...
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