Wednesday, January 19, 2005
How Embarrassing.
After getting back from work this evening I re read the prior post. I felt embarrassed by it, because it reminded me of a big girl who was crying about wetting her knickers. More importantly, why would I even care to mention it? It’s the kind of thing I should be making fun of... At the time of...
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So Ban Me Then...
Former mythical creature turned Pastor B recently employed my name in one of her blogs so she could direct her vile opinion towards me, as well as harvesting support for her nutcase “agenda”. I never read her blog because it would have proved far too tempting to respond in a manner appropriate for...
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Saturday, January 15, 2005
You Are As Good As Anyone Else.
Everyone is familiar with the feelings associated with meeting someone you really like, as in really like. Excitement turns into nervousness and anxiety as your mind seeks to perfect your physical appearance and contain your nerves before meeting that special person. In some situations, we meet...
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Thursday, January 13, 2005
British Mystery: Royally Gay?
I’d like to think I’m a reasonably aware person, possibly intelligent enough to hold a 5 minute conversation with someone who would normally read the Financial Times, and other such shit. But on the other hand, there are just some things that I don’t have any knowledge on at all. Ironically, most of...
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Wednesday, January 12, 2005
White People: Scum.
The human race is a colourful mix of people. We have black people, brown people, cappuccino coloured people, yellow people, glow in the dark people (albinos), and then we have white people, made from all the left over genetic shit. The “white human race” can be proud of itself for producing so many...
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005
Mastering Creative Expression
Creative people always take the chance to express themselves through any given medium at any given moment. Take my underwear for example. Today I have white Calvin Kleins on. When I put them on in the morning (Sunday morning), they were clean - almost sparkling with innocence. Now, more than a week...
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Monday, January 10, 2005
Fear Factor.
I often hear or read the expression, “There’s nothing to fear but fear itself”. It’s one of those clichés that someone once invented for the sake of sounding wise, or philosophical. After giving the cliché some thought, it becomes apparent that there’s about as much logic in it as Eminem’s skin...
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Sunday, January 9, 2005
Men Shouldn’t Cry In Front Of Other People
There is nothing more awkward than watching a grown man sob his eyes out, especially for another man. My boss has a thirty year old son who suffers from a diseased liver. The other day said son was taken to hospital after complaining his liver was hurting him. Now don’t get me wrong, I don’t give...
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Saturday, January 8, 2005
Depressed People Piss Me Off
I don’t like many people for many different reasons. Fatties take up too much space, ugly people make me feel sad, and gay people make me feel unsettled - maybe even a little confused. But if there is one type of person who pisses me off more than any other, including the French, then it’s depressed...
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Friday, January 7, 2005
Murder Death Kill The Whining Non Smoker
In a predictable twist of events, Britain has followed the lead of the U.S. by banning smoking in public places. This isn’t new news – the laws aren’t going to be put in place for a couple of years yet. In the meantime, we get to enjoy increased amounts of sarcastic coughing from the smug non...
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