Wednesday, March 2, 2005
I WANT TO BE YOUR BITCH
Attention bloggers! An amazing opportunity has just arisen in the Blogit community. For a limited time only, I am offering my services as a bitch, more specifically, your bitch. However, only one lucky blogger will be eligible for this special offer, which includes the following perks: Copious...
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Monday, February 28, 2005
I WISH BLOGGERS LIKED ME MORE THAN ARIALA…
Once upon a time, a young girl with a big, healthy head of hair sat down next to a man on a park bench near a high school. “Hi” she said. “Hi” he said. “So,” she said, “why are you dressed like a cowboy?” “Well,” he replied, “I’m a cowboy.” “And what makes you think you’re a cowboy?” she asked....
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Saturday, February 26, 2005
WHY?
So another blogger has been banned, yet again for reasons that don’t matter. Because I’m lying. But since you’re here now, you might as well get your ten cent’s worth and read the rest of this crap. One thing I have always been a fan of is revenge. I have one of those incurable egos which doesn’t...
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Friday, February 25, 2005
The Philosopher’s Stoned
The main appeal of philosophy (and the philosophers who practice it) is it all sounds exceptionally clever, and deeply thought provoking. However, this wise guy façade is only kept in place on the surface. Start digging a little deeper into philosophy and you soon find that behind all the clever...
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Sunday, February 20, 2005
Picture Story.
Once upon a time, in a land rife with funny accents and wonky teeth, lived a handsome young man called chris2303. Chris2303, or chris2303 as he was known by his friends, was a quiet, placid man - a man who always looked for good in other people. Although his sexual perversions were often frowned...
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Saturday, February 19, 2005
THE ONLINE WRITING MARKETPLACE: PICTURE OF HUSBAND NUMBER ONE BLOG
Well at least he's a good looking husband... It seems these days that it’s nigh on impossible to find something that is what it says it is. One instance that comes to mind is the war against terror. It’s a popular brand, that one, but most civilised people are aware that it’s really a high profile...
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Tuesday, February 15, 2005
HOW TO PLAGIARISE YOURSELF TO SUCCESS
Too many people are too quick to bad mouth the fine service plagiarism provides. When used correctly, plagiarism opens the doors to new ideas and thus improved creativity. However, the little effort required to make plagiarism work is often sacrificed to save time, and instead of ending up with a...
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Monday, February 14, 2005
The Saddest Sight In The World.
For some people, the saddest sight in the world is seeing someone else, or a group of people, suffering. Indeed, many people have sympathy for the thousands who starve to death in Africa - for the children who go to bed at night with flies on their face. Apropos, many people think the war in Iraq is...
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Sunday, February 13, 2005
Valentine Bloggers
If there was only one blogger I could spend Valentine’s Day with, it would be you. In reality though, Valentine’s Day pisses me off almost as much as Christmas. I’ve never understood the appeal of receiving love messages in over priced Hallmark cards from some idiot who doesn’t tell you who they are...
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Saturday, February 12, 2005
INTERNET WEIRDOES AND THEIR "VICTIMS"
The last time I was on Blogit there was some, er, "controversy" surrounding a girl blogger called Kelli (who I assume has left) and some kind of.......Internet weirdo who liked to write poetry and generally be, well, a little weird. I think his name was electric light toilet, or something like that....
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