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ladyofshalott
Great! All we need now is some cheap labour to make the set and present the show...
posted by
chris2303
on February 3, 2005 at 12:32 AM
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mark
Oh I do know what you mean. There's nothing worse than wearing a baggy jumper. Arf
posted by
chris2303
on February 3, 2005 at 12:31 AM
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Chris
Ah excellent idea. I'd do it in a heartbeat.
posted by
ladyofshalott
on February 2, 2005 at 1:15 PM
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Well, after spending some quality time with the gargantuanly-endowed, like you and me, even the tightest of sheep can do with nip & tuck where it really matters, if you know what I mean and I think you do, wink-wink-nudge-nudge.
posted by
mark2556
on February 2, 2005 at 11:38 AM
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mark
I have no idea why anyone would need to makeover a sheep anyway. I mean, all that yellowy, browny wool, the bleating and playful butting...the look in their eyes when you smile at them, the way they small so natural...hummana-hummana-hummana-hummana-hummana-hummana, er. I got to go
posted by
chris2303
on February 2, 2005 at 11:36 AM
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Damon: Do you even have televisions up north? Wow,
you guys have really come on!
posted by
chris2303
on February 2, 2005 at 11:33 AM
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Frankenkitty
Really? I didn't know that ever happened - perhaps we don't get all the shows in the UK...hmm - good point!
posted by
chris2303
on February 2, 2005 at 11:32 AM
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DEVILINME
Yeah, well we don't really have trailers here in the UK but we get the same shit only with houses. It's all crap, really. As for the Pimped cars, I noticed they hardly ever touch the engine - seems a bit fucking daft!
posted by
chris2303
on February 2, 2005 at 11:31 AM
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Well, NOW we're talkin'!
I think this show would do very well. Could even surpass
Extreme Sheep Makover in the ratings. Well, maybe not.
posted by
mark2556
on February 2, 2005 at 10:57 AM
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And I Remember...
...once again why I don't own a TV.
D
posted by
DamonLeigh
on February 2, 2005 at 8:41 AM
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There are shows where
Exzibit and the boys could not complete the job because the car was impimpable. What would the 'Pimp my Wife' people do in a case like that? Then you'd have a whole new show on your hands. Good idea, I hope they call you back
posted by
Flumpystalls3000
on February 2, 2005 at 6:56 AM
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I watch that show, and I also am stunned as to why they put all that
time and money in a piece of shit car. That one car, what was that, a gremlin? I mean shit, even when it's all souped up, it's still a fuckin gremlin. dumbasses. they have a new show coming in march, "Trailor Fabulous"..cept I'm watchin it cause it's got my honey hosting it, Brooks Buford. they do the same thing, cept it's people's trailors. lol
posted by
Kiddo75
on February 2, 2005 at 5:42 AM
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Whammie, I think I'll pass. LOL
posted by
Ariala
on February 2, 2005 at 5:27 AM
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Chris, I'm 5' and yes, besides the small furry animals, I'm the last to
know
posted by
Ariala
on February 2, 2005 at 5:27 AM
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Not as good as the evergreen, you can change your car easily but not your wife easily.
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on February 2, 2005 at 5:23 AM
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homegirl
Excellent! Hopefully they'll see sense and turn it into a regular show. Hooray!
posted by
chris2303
on February 2, 2005 at 5:19 AM
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Ann
Haha, good point!
posted by
chris2303
on February 2, 2005 at 5:16 AM
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Make that Ann's last comment to you, I mean.....
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on February 2, 2005 at 5:13 AM
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hmmmmm
I am strangely intrigued.
posted by
homegirl
on February 2, 2005 at 5:13 AM
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Chris2303,
I don't know if you saw this or not, but your last comment made me think that this is a post that you would appreciate!
TWO WOLVES - 22 hours ago
"TEN TOP REASONS WHY MEN FAVOR GUNS OVER WOMEN"
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on February 2, 2005 at 5:12 AM
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Cars don't nag either, mostly.
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on February 2, 2005 at 5:05 AM
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Ann
You are quite right - the cars always end up looking much better.
posted by
chris2303
on February 2, 2005 at 5:00 AM
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Yes, even cars have cosmetic surgery. It makes more difference than the cosmetic surgery on a human.
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on February 2, 2005 at 4:57 AM
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Ariala, as a matter of fact they really can make you taller!
My partner saw it on the Discovery Channel.
They take bones from dead bodies and graft them into your own leg bones or something. I guess they have to do it gradually so it is several surgeries in the process and very painful, but they perform the surgery on midgets.
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on February 2, 2005 at 4:53 AM
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I should think so -- how tall are you, exactly?
Are you always the last one to know when it rains?
posted by
chris2303
on February 2, 2005 at 4:49 AM
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Can they make me taller?
posted by
Ariala
on February 2, 2005 at 4:44 AM
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WHAM
Yeah well I don't think it's too much to ask. If MTV don't do it, I'll make my own show...
posted by
chris2303
on February 2, 2005 at 4:22 AM
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Chris2303,
I think such a concept would be a service to mankind!
If it is illegal to kill them, then at least we should be allowed to make them look less frightening! LOL
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on February 2, 2005 at 3:28 AM
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