Wednesday, April 20, 2005Quiet Observations From A Gentleman.Have you ever noticed that you will quite often see a good looking woman dating an ugly plank of a man, but seldom - if ever - will you see a good looking man dating a woman so ugly it always rains when she's close? And do you know why that is? Because women are stupid. Sign in to see full entry.Friday, April 15, 2005I want to kill a lot of people.I want to walk into the supermarket just up the road from where I work with a minigun, and I want so shoot and kill as many people as my bullets can afford. I’m not a DNA instructed psychopath. No, I am the result of someone who’s been trying to see the good in other people, ooh, for at least a week... Sign in to see full entry.Thursday, March 31, 2005Terri Schiavo Is Dead: Good.I’m glad she’s finally died, I only wish it had have been sooner. Barring brief lapses in my otherwise cool, calm and collected disposition, I don’t wish death upon anyone. Since everyone is going to die one day anyway, what’s the point in wishing someone dead? I’ve never been a person who hates.... Sign in to see full entry.Wednesday, March 30, 2005Gay Marriage Should Not Be An Option.Why should gay people be allowed to participate in a heterosexual ritual? Don’t get me wrong, I don’t give a shit either way but let’s be fair about it - the sight of two men kissing each other at a wedding is not only revolting to the very dampest crevices in my thighs, but it is also wrong. At the... Sign in to see full entry.Tuesday, March 29, 2005I Am Gay.Yesterday was the day I told everyone I was gay. I was fortunate, I suppose, that I didn’t have to suffer any looks of disgust. I guess I didn’t even feel like anyone was disgusted by it. Shocked, yes, but disgusted, no. Saying that, it could well be the case that I just don’t care anymore whether... Sign in to see full entry.Sunday, March 13, 2005ADDENDUM TO THE DISABLED DRIVER POST....Man that title sounded gay and pathetic... Anyway, you remember a while back when I wrote a post expressing my opinions on disabled people? That’s right, the one which caused a few of you to get your filthy knickers in a twist. My basic point was that if someone was really disabled then they... Sign in to see full entry.Wednesday, March 9, 2005Stop and Stare.There are only two things in life which I have never fully mastered. The less important of the two is simply a situation involving antibiotics and a lot of "extra" shaving. The important ability I have never been able to master is eye control. Eye control is a very over looked skill. Having eye... Sign in to see full entry.Is Blogit A Good Website For Non-Housewife People?It was always inevitable that there would be a time when the love child of Al Gore would become overrun by competent housewife computer users with their husbands’ credit cards in hand. Any device that allows for communication to take place between guardians of the ironing pile is always going to be... Sign in to see full entry.Wednesday, March 2, 2005I WANT TO BE YOUR BITCHAttention bloggers! An amazing opportunity has just arisen in the Blogit community. For a limited time only, I am offering my services as a bitch, more specifically, your bitch. However, only one lucky blogger will be eligible for this special offer, which includes the following perks: Copious... Sign in to see full entry.Monday, February 28, 2005I WISH BLOGGERS LIKED ME MORE THAN ARIALA…Once upon a time, a young girl with a big, healthy head of hair sat down next to a man on a park bench near a high school. “Hi” she said. “Hi” he said. “So,” she said, “why are you dressed like a cowboy?” “Well,” he replied, “I’m a cowboy.” “And what makes you think you’re a cowboy?” she asked.... Sign in to see full entry. |