Saturday, May 21, 2005
The Idiot Gene According To Chrisiala...WHICH BLOGGER HAS BEEN BANNED??!?!?
In real life I have a problem with anger. Ironically, I'm a little bit into that thing called Kabbalah. The general idea is to only give out positive energy by doing and saying only nice things, even if other people are being arseholes. It is the belief of Madonna and other people who invented...
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Friday, May 20, 2005
THE BOTTLED WATER MYSTERY. OH, AND GUESS WHICH BLOGGER I LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m not sure what the score is. On the one hand, I’ve observed that British people, specifically male British people, are becoming gayer than ever. There are more girl coloured shirts being worn than ever, like salmon pinks and beiges. Also, the materials these shirts are made of have become a lot...
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Thursday, May 19, 2005
BLOGGERS WHO COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There’s a girl blogger who usually comments on my posts. I say usually but what normally happens is she regularly comments (or comments to other people in my comments section) until she finds out that I haven’t left any comments on her blogs. The thing is I like said girl blogger. I don’t fancy her...
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Wednesday, May 18, 2005
A GUIDE TO USING BLOGIT'S EMOTICONS.
We all know by know that emoticons are a popular form of communication on the internet, with Blogit being no exception. But although emoticons seem acceptible enough for women to use, quite frankly, any man who uses an emoticon (unless it serves a sarcastic motive) should be considered a possible...
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Saturday, May 14, 2005
Why Do Some Vaginas Smell Like Fish Food?
Let's assume that there is a creator, and let's also assume he's a he and his name is God. Now then, why do you think God would fix it so that some vaginas smell like warm prawns? It just doesn't seem to make sense... At some point during the planning development of the vagina, God, or one of his...
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Saturday, April 30, 2005
Is the English Language On The Verge Of Extinction?
The Internet, as far as global communication is concerned, is a positive thing. In fact, it's most definitely the ultimate form of global communication, beating out competition from carrier pigeons, the postal service, and even the home telephone. Apropos, mobile phones have also made communication...
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Thursday, April 28, 2005
Let's Hold Hands.
Dear Shaycom, Once again your recent actions have left me angry, and sickened. Do you realise how freaking long these people are going to moan about this for? Shit, they’re never going to stop moaning about it. NEVER. Have you seen the top ten blogs? Damn, it’s worse than the time three bloggers at...
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Wednesday, April 27, 2005
Are They Implying That I Am Limey?
After MHW announced his departure for a second/third time, I couldn’t help but notice a few murmurs from his comments section suggesting that I am Limey. The trouble is, over here in England we spell several words differently to how Americans would spell them. We all know that us English like to add...
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Wednesday, April 20, 2005
Quiet Observations From A Gentleman.
Have you ever noticed that you will quite often see a good looking woman dating an ugly plank of a man, but seldom - if ever - will you see a good looking man dating a woman so ugly it always rains when she's close? And do you know why that is? Because women are stupid.
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Friday, April 15, 2005
I want to kill a lot of people.
I want to walk into the supermarket just up the road from where I work with a minigun, and I want so shoot and kill as many people as my bullets can afford. I’m not a DNA instructed psychopath. No, I am the result of someone who’s been trying to see the good in other people, ooh, for at least a week...
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