Jill's Opinions

Sunday, June 5, 2005

I HATE IT WHEN BLOGGERS POST THEIR OPINIONS ON STUFF

I don't like other peoples' opinions very much. To me they're a waste of time. Why would I need to listen to anyone else's opinion when I'm already planning on killing a lot of people quickly and efficiently? That's right, I don't. All I need is the touchy-feely love of the two greatest men I've... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 4, 2005

CLICK HERE TO READ A BLOG!

When I grow up I'm going to become a dictator. An evil one. I am going to persecute only one race of people and that will be the Welsh. Welsh people live in a country called Wales. People from Wales (the Welsh) are bastards. All of them. I plan on surrounding their border with a diversive army... Sign in to see full entry.

STANDING TOO CLOSE TO WOMEN GIVES YOU CANCER

As we all know, the world is run by freemasons. But what we didn't all know is they are currently depopulating the world by very discreetly spreading radiation poisoning across and thoughout our most civilised nations, including Mexico. Some people believe that mobile (cell) phones can cause brain... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 21, 2005

The Idiot Gene According To Chrisiala...WHICH BLOGGER HAS BEEN BANNED??!?!?

In real life I have a problem with anger. Ironically, I'm a little bit into that thing called Kabbalah. The general idea is to only give out positive energy by doing and saying only nice things, even if other people are being arseholes. It is the belief of Madonna and other people who invented... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 20, 2005

THE BOTTLED WATER MYSTERY. OH, AND GUESS WHICH BLOGGER I LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m not sure what the score is. On the one hand, I’ve observed that British people, specifically male British people, are becoming gayer than ever. There are more girl coloured shirts being worn than ever, like salmon pinks and beiges. Also, the materials these shirts are made of have become a lot... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 19, 2005

BLOGGERS WHO COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There’s a girl blogger who usually comments on my posts. I say usually but what normally happens is she regularly comments (or comments to other people in my comments section) until she finds out that I haven’t left any comments on her blogs. The thing is I like said girl blogger. I don’t fancy her... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

A GUIDE TO USING BLOGIT'S EMOTICONS.

We all know by know that emoticons are a popular form of communication on the internet, with Blogit being no exception. But although emoticons seem acceptible enough for women to use, quite frankly, any man who uses an emoticon (unless it serves a sarcastic motive) should be considered a possible... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 14, 2005

Why Do Some Vaginas Smell Like Fish Food?

Let's assume that there is a creator, and let's also assume he's a he and his name is God. Now then, why do you think God would fix it so that some vaginas smell like warm prawns? It just doesn't seem to make sense... At some point during the planning development of the vagina, God, or one of his... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 30, 2005

Is the English Language On The Verge Of Extinction?

The Internet, as far as global communication is concerned, is a positive thing. In fact, it's most definitely the ultimate form of global communication, beating out competition from carrier pigeons, the postal service, and even the home telephone. Apropos, mobile phones have also made communication... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 28, 2005

Let's Hold Hands.

Dear Shaycom, Once again your recent actions have left me angry, and sickened. Do you realise how freaking long these people are going to moan about this for? Shit, they’re never going to stop moaning about it. NEVER. Have you seen the top ten blogs? Damn, it’s worse than the time three bloggers at... Sign in to see full entry.

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