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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Chaosmosis (Grim Repost)

This is a stream of consciousness writing experiment. For I have nothing to write but write itself. Just going to see where my mind takes me, and if it cares to go for a stroll. Been thinking a lot about enlightened gurus as of late. The type you see in kung fu movies or walking around monasteries.... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 10, 2008

A Quick Follow-Up

This is too funny. I was just reading Rhisiart_Inside_Out 's post about double entendres, and then I check out Yahoo Buzz Index and there's the headline Spitzer Linked To Hooker Probe. Perfect! Sign in to see full entry.

Legalize Prostitution!

The difference between a prostitution ring and a wedding ring? Ultimately, the wedding ring is far more expensive and there's less of a return on the investment. Just kidding! (I think.) So it turns out Elliot wasn't phoning ET, he was calling call girls Bambi and Thumper all along. If he wasn't... Sign in to see full entry.

The Easy Way Out

Freakin' Daylight Saving is killing me. I'm feeling tired, blue, and uninspired. I think I'll go make shadow puppets on the wall until I start to doze off. (I hear some people read.) If anybody needs me, I'll be... today's letter is the letter Zzzzzzzzzz. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Reckless @ Tiffany's

I write this to you today from Walpole State Prison. I was caught shoplifting at Tiffany's. Tiffany is my ex-girlfriend (at least that's the way she sees it, BUT SHE'S WRONG, SHE'S ALL WRONG! SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT I'M THE ONLY ONE FOR HER!! ), so I guess technically it wasn't 'shoplifting', because... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Looking Back on the Future

Today I called The Psychic Hotline, because I was looking for guidance. Somebody answered and said, "who's this?" So I hung up. Then they called me back and said that they were only kidding. I was impressed. He introduced himself as Og the Psycho Psychic. I asked him if he knew why I was calling and... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Nursing In Public (or N.I.P)

Breast-feeding in public -- for or against it? I'm not talking about being the recipient, ya perv, I'm asking if you think the act is inappropriate in public places. Massachusetts was recently trying to decide whether this falls under the commonwealth's fascism jurisdiction. Surprisingly, our train... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 3, 2008

If I Were You, I'd Read This. If I Were Me, I Already Did

This is perfect for christening the latest incarnation of this blog. But I'm always in doubt, and I'm never acting. I'd like to thank food4thought for letting me borrow his baby picture. He's a hell of a guy, you ought to check him out. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 25, 2008

Hooray for Hollow Wood

Every year I say to myself "I'm not going to watch the Oscars this year," but then I do. I must have some deep-rooted self loathing going on to abuse myself so. A little S&M every now and then keeps humble the most prideful, misguided of men. Next year I should watch it while laying on a bed of... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

"I'm bored" said the 2 x 4

I was talking to myself and didn't like where the conversation was going. Frankly, myself gets on my nerves sometimes. Nice enough guy, but never lets you get a word in edgewise. So I need a distraction, a diversion. An alternative to I, Me, My Mind. I wish to play chess with somebody from Blogit,... Sign in to see full entry.

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I sit up here, taking up space in my spaceship, while observing planet earth with all its quirky whats, whatnots, and what-have-yous, and I attempt to solve all the world's problems with mental duct tape and saran wrap. The solutions to all the wurl's woes can be found here in cryptic candy coding. (Like The Da Vinci Code starring Forrest Gump.) If you can't see the answers, your questioning comes into question.

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