I write this to you today from Walpole State Prison. I was caught shoplifting at Tiffany's. Tiffany is my ex-girlfriend (at least that's the way she sees it, BUT SHE'S WRONG, SHE'S ALL WRONG! SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT I'M THE ONLY ONE FOR HER!! ), so I guess technically it wasn't 'shoplifting', because... Sign in to see full entry.