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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

A Free Lance Writer

I am a Free Lance writer. My mission in life is to free Lance and I will not stop until the man is emancipated. The word "emancipated" is very impressive, and that's one of the reasons I've made this my lifelong quest. Lance - whomever he is - did nothing to justify his bondage. He's just a guy - a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 26, 2009

Kill the Messenger

What constitutes a news story? I mean a legitimate news story, not some media-driven drivel which in yesteryear would've been relegated to the back pages of some tabloid rag. What Americans think about in current times is almost entirely influenced by this juggernaut of journalism which also... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 5, 2009

The Alpha and the Omega

It's so hard to watch somebody doing the right things, going above and beyond the call of duty, and not being rewarded. I know the genuine article doesn't do the right thing because they expect to get some kind of pay off, but to an interested bystander observing this, it sure would be great if... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 24, 2009

I Feel Like This Guy Today

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Thursday, August 20, 2009

Moonwalk Like An Egyptian

You've probably already seen this, because the picture has been floating around the Interwebs for over a week now, which is approximately two years in Internet Time. But I just want to give you my theory regarding the ancient Egyptian limestone statue, supposedly of an unidentified "woman," which... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Townhallapalooza

I'm thinking about holding my own Town Hall Meeting in an undisclosed location with anonymous guests hand-picked by my selected intuition commission. Guests will be allowed to carry signs as long as they don't have anything written on them. I'm going to intermittently scream obscenities at random... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

It's Not That Easy Being Green

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Monday, August 17, 2009

Dog Days of Summer Lovin'

I've been away at re-education camp. Shock treatment isn't as much fun as it sounds, but, oh the colors! So what's been happening? Michael Vick is back in the NFL, doggone it. Some people say he's paid his debt to society, but the Humane Society would beg to differ. Torturing dogs recreationally for... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, December 12, 2008

Icy Dead People

Last night I was visited Three Spirits... Well, actually, two and a half; The Ghost of Christmas Procrastination gave me a raincheck. I guess I've had a little too much Christmas spirit lately. I would really be dreaming of dancing sugarplums if I knew what the hell a sugarplum was. I'm familiar... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, December 11, 2008

Whatever Happened to . . .

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I sit up here, taking up space in my spaceship, while observing planet earth with all its quirky whats, whatnots, and what-have-yous, and I attempt to solve all the world's problems with mental duct tape and saran wrap. The solutions to all the wurl's woes can be found here in cryptic candy coding. (Like The Da Vinci Code starring Forrest Gump.) If you can't see the answers, your questioning comes into question.

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