Monday, October 26, 2009
Kill the Messenger
What constitutes a news story? I mean a legitimate news story, not some media-driven drivel which in yesteryear would've been relegated to the back pages of some tabloid rag. What Americans think about in current times is almost entirely influenced by this juggernaut of journalism which also...
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Monday, October 5, 2009
The Alpha and the Omega
It's so hard to watch somebody doing the right things, going above and beyond the call of duty, and not being rewarded. I know the genuine article doesn't do the right thing because they expect to get some kind of pay off, but to an interested bystander observing this, it sure would be great if...
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Monday, August 24, 2009
I Feel Like This Guy Today
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Thursday, August 20, 2009
Moonwalk Like An Egyptian
You've probably already seen this, because the picture has been floating around the Interwebs for over a week now, which is approximately two years in Internet Time. But I just want to give you my theory regarding the ancient Egyptian limestone statue, supposedly of an unidentified "woman," which...
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Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Townhallapalooza
I'm thinking about holding my own Town Hall Meeting in an undisclosed location with anonymous guests hand-picked by my selected intuition commission. Guests will be allowed to carry signs as long as they don't have anything written on them. I'm going to intermittently scream obscenities at random...
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Tuesday, August 18, 2009
It's Not That Easy Being Green
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Monday, August 17, 2009
Dog Days of Summer Lovin'
I've been away at re-education camp. Shock treatment isn't as much fun as it sounds, but, oh the colors! So what's been happening? Michael Vick is back in the NFL, doggone it. Some people say he's paid his debt to society, but the Humane Society would beg to differ. Torturing dogs recreationally for...
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Friday, December 12, 2008
Icy Dead People
Last night I was visited Three Spirits... Well, actually, two and a half; The Ghost of Christmas Procrastination gave me a raincheck. I guess I've had a little too much Christmas spirit lately. I would really be dreaming of dancing sugarplums if I knew what the hell a sugarplum was. I'm familiar...
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Thursday, December 11, 2008
Whatever Happened to . . .
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Monday, December 8, 2008
Some Antics with Semantics
December 6, 2008 10:00 AM Silence=Acceptance By Mark Steyn Shortly after the London Tube bombings in 2005, a reader of Tim Blair, the Sydney Daily Telegraph’s columnar wag, sent him a note-perfect parody of a typical newspaper headline: “British Muslims Fear Repercussions Over Tomorrow’s Train...
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