Thinking Out Loud. - Blogithttp://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/CunningLinguist/I sit up here, taking up space in my spaceship, while observing planet earth with all its quirky whats, whatnots, and what-have-yous, and I attempt to solve all the world's problems with mental duct tape and saran wrap. The solutions to all the wurl's woes can be found here in cryptic candy coding. (Like The Da Vinci Code starring Forrest Gump.) If you can't see the answers, your questioning comes into question.hourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00A Free Lance Writerhttp://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/CunningLinguist/648297I am a Free Lance writer. My mission in life is to free Lance and I will not stop until the man is emancipated. The word "emancipated" is very impressive, and that's one of the reasons I've made this my lifelong quest. Lance - whomever he is - did nothing to justify his bondage. He's just a guy -...Kill the Messengerhttp://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/CunningLinguist/633188What constitutes a news story? I mean a legitimate news story, not some media-driven drivel which in yesteryear would've been relegated to the back pages of some tabloid rag. What Americans think about in current times is almost entirely influenced by this juggernaut of journalism which also...The Alpha and the Omegahttp://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/CunningLinguist/630609It's so hard to watch somebody doing the right things, going above and beyond the call of duty, and not being rewarded. I know the genuine article doesn't do the right thing because they expect to get some kind of pay off, but to an interested bystander observing this, it sure would be great if...I Feel Like This Guy Todayhttp://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/CunningLinguist/625383Moonwalk Like An Egyptianhttp://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/CunningLinguist/624906You've probably already seen this, because the picture has been floating around the Interwebs for over a week now, which is approximately two years in Internet Time. But I just want to give you my theory regarding the ancient Egyptian limestone statue, supposedly of an unidentified "woman," which...Townhallapaloozahttp://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/CunningLinguist/624774I'm thinking about holding my own Town Hall Meeting in an undisclosed location with anonymous guests hand-picked by my selected intuition commission. Guests will be allowed to carry signs as long as they don't have anything written on them. I'm going to intermittently scream obscenities at random...It's Not That Easy Being Greenhttp://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/CunningLinguist/624629Dog Days of Summer Lovin'http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/CunningLinguist/624506I've been away at re-education camp. Shock treatment isn't as much fun as it sounds, but, oh the colors! So what's been happening? Michael Vick is back in the NFL, doggone it. Some people say he's paid his debt to society, but the Humane Society would beg to differ. Torturing dogs recreationally...Icy Dead Peoplehttp://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/CunningLinguist/584421Last night I was visited Three Spirits... Well, actually, two and a half; The Ghost of Christmas Procrastination gave me a raincheck. I guess I've had a little too much Christmas spirit lately. I would really be dreaming of dancing sugarplums if I knew what the hell a sugarplum was. I'm familiar...Whatever Happened to . . .http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/CunningLinguist/584273