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Monday, January 5, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan! Since I'm Upset With The Latest Events...

The opposite of “pro” is “con,” so the opposite of progress is … Congress. Q: How many congressmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two—one to change the bulb and one to change it back again. The secret to making Congress more efficient is to replace all the people with horses. Sure, every... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, January 4, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

☆▪︎¤☆▪︎¤☆▪︎¤☆▪︎¤☆▪︎¤☆▪︎¤☆▪︎¤☆▪︎¤☆▪︎¤☆▪︎¤☆▪︎¤☆ How does a farmer keep track of his cattle? With a cow-culator. What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator. What are spiders really good at? Surfing the web. What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador. How does a farmer keep track of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, January 3, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

@@@###$$$%%%@@@###$$$%%%@@@###$ Two lawyers were in a coffee shop talking. One of the lawyers names was Thomas Strange. After a while their conversation became rather morbid, and they started to started to talk about what they were going to have on their tomb stones. Thomas said the he wasn't going... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, January 2, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

₩₩₩₩₩₩₩₩₩₩₩₩₩₩₩₩₩₩₩₩₩₩₩₩₩₩₩₩₩₩ My grandpa always said when one door closes, another one opens. Smart man, but a horrible cabinet maker. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. What do you call a factory that makes good products? Satisfactory. Why did the bicycle... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, January 1, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

{}{}■{}{}{}■{}{}{}■{}{}{}■{}{}{}■{}{}{}{}{}■{}{}{}{}■{}{}{}■ What did my doctor say to do after I stepped on LEGO? Just block out the pain. What has four wheels and eats LEGO bricks? The vacuum cleaner. Where do LEGO minifigures go on holiday? The Czech Repubrick. Why does a LEGO minifigure hate... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 31, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{ What do New Year’s Day parades have in common with Santa Claus? No one is awake to see either of them. What is a New Year’s resolution? Something that goes in one year and out the other. What did the little champagne bottle call his father? Pop!... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 30, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》 A girl was told all her life that all the women in her family could walk on water on their 21st birthday. She never believed her mom but when it came time for her 21st birthday, she stepped out onto a lake and promptly fell. When she came back, she confronted her mom... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 29, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

× ÷=×÷=×÷=×÷=×÷=×÷=×÷=×÷=×÷=×÷=×÷/×÷=×÷=×÷= A cheese factory exploded in France. Da-brie was everywhere. I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did. I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple. Why don’t eggs do well in school? Because they crack under... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, December 28, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

♧◇♡♤■□●○•°`~\|{}€£¥₩《¤▪︎☆○●□■♤♡◇♧ Q. What’s the one type of pain that’s enjoyable on New Year’s? A. Champagne. Q. What did the woman say when she was offered a raisin on New Year’s Eve? A. “No thanks, I already have a date.” Q. Why is New Year’s Eve the least favorite holiday of a slice of bread? A.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, December 27, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

*&^*&^*&^*&^*&^*&^*&^>&^*&^*&^*&^*&^*&^*&^*&^ Did you hear about bat that almost crashed into the man’s face? He did not bat an eye lid. Did you hear about the scientist that wanted to synthesize a flying rodent? It was a bat idea. Why are most softball games played at night? Because the bats sleep... Sign in to see full entry.

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