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Sunday, February 1, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!" Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, January 31, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment. What is the most popular fish in the ocean? The starfish. What’s the difference between ducks and dine-and-dashers? Ducks take care of their bills. I found a lion in my closet the other... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, January 30, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan! Space Puns That Are Out Of This World!

(?)(?)(?)(?)(?)(?)(?)(?)(?)(?)(?)(?)(?)(?)(?)(?)(?)(?) Star puns What do starlets like to read before bed? Comet books! How do you get clean in outer space? You take a meteor shower. What do stars say when they apologize to one another? “I’m starry.” What is money called in space? Star bucks. What... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, January 29, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

+×÷=+×÷=+×÷=+×÷=+×÷=+×÷=+×÷=+×÷=+×÷=+×÷= I was shocked to read in the papers today that a short person had been pickpocketed. I just thought to myself “How could someone stoop so low?” How do short people greet others? They microwave. "God only lets things grow until they are perfect. Some of us... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, January 28, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan! Humor In Uniform!

After being issued basic combat training equipment, we were warned that gas masks were frequently lost, and that we would be charged $65 for a replacement. Determined not to lose mine, I developed the habit of hitting its case with my elbow as we marched, to ensure that the mask was safely inside.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, January 27, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan! Funny Mom Jokes!

Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown end up cleaning everyone's messes. Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young. It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner and then you realize you are the mom. There's... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 26, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧ Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. ~~~~~~~~~~ Where are average things manufactured? The satisfactory. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, January 25, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()() I can’t spell Armageddon. But it’s not the end of the world. If Spock’s got pointy ears, what does Scotty have? He’s got engineers. What do you call a grizzly with no teeth? A gummy bear. What did the fish say when it bumped into a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, January 24, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

○●□■○●□■○●□■○●□■○●□■○●□■○●□■○●□■○●□■○ Which planet is always singing? Nep-tuuune! What’s a private investigator’s favorite shoe? Sneak-ers. What did the limestone say to the geologist? “Don’t take me for granite.” Why are basketball courts always wet? Because the players can’t stop dribbling. How do... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, January 23, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^^& Yesterday, the past, present, and future walked into a bar. Let’s just say things got tense. I got booted from a top-secret cooking club. Turns out, I spilled the beans. What’s a frog’s go-to footwear? Open-toad sandals. A dull pencil? Honestly, what’s the point? 6:30... Sign in to see full entry.

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