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Saturday, January 24, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

○●□■○●□■○●□■○●□■○●□■○●□■○●□■○●□■○●□■○ Which planet is always singing? Nep-tuuune! What’s a private investigator’s favorite shoe? Sneak-ers. What did the limestone say to the geologist? “Don’t take me for granite.” Why are basketball courts always wet? Because the players can’t stop dribbling. How do... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, January 23, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^^& Yesterday, the past, present, and future walked into a bar. Let’s just say things got tense. I got booted from a top-secret cooking club. Turns out, I spilled the beans. What’s a frog’s go-to footwear? Open-toad sandals. A dull pencil? Honestly, what’s the point? 6:30... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, January 22, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

@#$@#$@#$@#$@#$@#$@#$@#$@#$@#$@ Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! Why did the chicken join a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, January 21, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction. Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. I would tell you a joke about UDP, but you might not get it. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus! I asked the IT guy, “How do you make a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, January 20, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Funny Farm Q: What did the farmer say when his hay blew away? A: Hay! Come back! – reddit.com Two horses are standing in a field. “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse,” says the first. “Moo!” says the second. – reddit.com Sobering Realization A driver is pulled over for... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 19, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan! Humor In Uniform!

After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived with my eight siblings and me – all under age 11. Collecting our many suitcases, the ten of us entered the cramped customs area. A young customs official watched our entourage in disbelief.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, January 18, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan! Guaranteed Groaners! Lol

@@@@####$$$$%%%%@@@@####$$$$%% Why can’t football players wear glasses on the field? – Because it’s a contact sport. What is a football player’s favorite ice cream? – Any given sundae. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team? – Because she kept running away from the ball! Why don’t... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, January 17, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan! Knock-knock Jokes To Make You Groan!

// ///////// >>>>>>>>//////////>>>>>>>//// Knock Knock. Who's there? Sherwood! Sherwood who? Sherwood like to come in! Knock knock. Who's there? Radio. Radio who? Radi-o not, here I come. Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here. Knock knock. Who's there?... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, January 16, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》 A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbit says, “I think I might be a typo.” Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, “Olive or twist?” Shakespeare walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. “I can’t serve... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, January 15, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

The wedding was so moving, even the cake was in tiers. My girlfriend told me I never listen to her. At least, I think that’s what I think she said. If a parsley farmer gets dragged into court, do they garnish his paycheck? I bought new gloves today and both are left-handed. On one hand, that’s fine,... Sign in to see full entry.

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