Here's Your Daily Groan!
{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{ What do New Year’s Day parades have in common with Santa Claus? No one is awake to see either of them. What is a New Year’s resolution? Something that goes in one year and out the other. What did the little champagne bottle call his father? Pop!... Sign in to see full entry.