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Friday, February 13, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan! This Fits Today In Politics!

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, February 12, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, February 11, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?" The husband replies, "First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid. Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, February 10, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool. Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player? Because to them, love means nothing. How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints. Do I know any jokes about sodium? Na. If you have six oranges in... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 9, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

If it wasn’t for the last minute, nothing would get done. Archaeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins. The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it. To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you—you have my Word. I was raised as an only... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, February 8, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

I couldnt figure out why the baseball kept getting larger and larger. Then it hit me. What's the hottest part of any room? The corner, because it's always 90 degrees. How many dance instructors does it take to change a lightbulb? Five... six... seven... eight! Did you hear about the octopus that... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, February 7, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

How can you tell the ocean is friendly? It waves Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter What did the trees wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon tree? A sour puss. What happens when it... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, February 5, 2026

Sam's Believe It Or Not!

€£€£€££££€£££€£££€£€££££££££€£€£€£€£€£€£ What's black and white and eats like a horse? A Zebra! What kind of things does a farmer talk about when they are milking cows? Udder nonsense! As farmers, we hear a lot of jokes about sheep. We'd tell them to the dog, but he'd herd them all! Did you hear... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, February 4, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@%%%%%@@@ The Genie: A man asks a genie to build a bridge to Hawaii. When told it's impossible, he asks to see the Epstein list. The genie then asks if he wants two or four lanes on the bridge. The Truth About Adulthood: I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode. The Mathematician:... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, February 3, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

○●□■○●□■○●□■●●□■○●□■○●□■●●□■○●□■○●□■● Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent. I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work. Why do bananas never feel lonely? Because they all hang out in bunches. I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but... Sign in to see full entry.

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