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Wednesday, January 28, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan! Humor In Uniform!

After being issued basic combat training equipment, we were warned that gas masks were frequently lost, and that we would be charged $65 for a replacement. Determined not to lose mine, I developed the habit of hitting its case with my elbow as we marched, to ensure that the mask was safely inside.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, January 27, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan! Funny Mom Jokes!

Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown end up cleaning everyone's messes. Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young. It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner and then you realize you are the mom. There's... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 26, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧ Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. ~~~~~~~~~~ Where are average things manufactured? The satisfactory. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, January 25, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()() I can’t spell Armageddon. But it’s not the end of the world. If Spock’s got pointy ears, what does Scotty have? He’s got engineers. What do you call a grizzly with no teeth? A gummy bear. What did the fish say when it bumped into a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, January 24, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

○●□■○●□■○●□■○●□■○●□■○●□■○●□■○●□■○●□■○ Which planet is always singing? Nep-tuuune! What’s a private investigator’s favorite shoe? Sneak-ers. What did the limestone say to the geologist? “Don’t take me for granite.” Why are basketball courts always wet? Because the players can’t stop dribbling. How do... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, January 23, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%^^& Yesterday, the past, present, and future walked into a bar. Let’s just say things got tense. I got booted from a top-secret cooking club. Turns out, I spilled the beans. What’s a frog’s go-to footwear? Open-toad sandals. A dull pencil? Honestly, what’s the point? 6:30... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, January 22, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

@#$@#$@#$@#$@#$@#$@#$@#$@#$@#$@ Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! Why did the chicken join a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, January 21, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction. Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. I would tell you a joke about UDP, but you might not get it. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus! I asked the IT guy, “How do you make a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, January 20, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Funny Farm Q: What did the farmer say when his hay blew away? A: Hay! Come back! – reddit.com Two horses are standing in a field. “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse,” says the first. “Moo!” says the second. – reddit.com Sobering Realization A driver is pulled over for... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 19, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan! Humor In Uniform!

After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived with my eight siblings and me – all under age 11. Collecting our many suitcases, the ten of us entered the cramped customs area. A young customs official watched our entourage in disbelief.... Sign in to see full entry.

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