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Sunday, March 29, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan! A Liile Humor In Uniform!

Why does the military plant trees every year? To grow the infant tree. What’s the easiest way to get to be a five-star general? Great reviews on Yelp. What do you call a shipment full of military-issued T. rexes? Small arms. Why did the optometrist set his clock to military time? To see 20:20. Why... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, March 27, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

The Pope, the Dalai Lama and the Archbishop of Canterbury decide to go fishing, so they hire a boat and row out to the middle of the lake. However it's a very hot day and within an hour or two all the beer is gone. "Let's row back to the shore and get a carry-out from the local pub," says the Pope.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Here's Your Daily Groan!

The Pope, the Dalai Lama and the Archbishop of Canterbury decide to go fishing, so they hire a boat and row out to the middle of the lake. However it's a very hot day and within an hour or two all the beer is gone. "Let's row back to the shore and get a carry-out from the local pub," says the Pope.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 26, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they're walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole. I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?" The second hunter says," I don't know, let's... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 25, 2026

Cold Water John visited his 90-year-old grandpa, who lived way out in the country. On the first morning of the visit, John's grandpa prepared a breakfast of bacon and eggs. John noticed a film-like substance on his plate and asked, “Are these plates clean?” His grandpa replied, “They're as clean as... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 24, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, March 23, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Bar with Hanging Meat A guy walks into a bar and sees three pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the bartender, “What’s up with the meat?” The bartender explains, “If you can jump up and hit one, you drink for free tonight. If you miss, you have to buy everyone else a drink. You want to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 22, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree exclaims, "I'm a talking tree!" The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue." Why does a mermaid wear seashells? Because she outgrew her B-shells! Do you know the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, March 21, 2026

Choose Your Own Hell A guy dies and is sent to hell. Satan shows him the doors to three rooms, and says, “Choose one of these doors to decide where you will spend eternity.” In the first room, a group of people stands in dirt up to their necks. The guy says, “No, let me see the next room.” In the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, March 20, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Bad Word A young boy was sitting in the waiting room for a little bit after getting his tooth pulled. The receptionist asked him if he was OK. “Yes, but I didn’t like the bad word the dentist used while he was pulling my tooth.” “What did he say?” asked the receptionist, worried. The boy replied,... Sign in to see full entry.

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