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Wednesday, December 10, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

+×÷=/+×÷=/+×÷=/+×÷=/+×÷=/+×÷=/+×÷=/+×÷=/ If Johnny buys seventeen doughnuts every Monday and eats twelve of them each Wednesday, what is Johnny left with at the end of the year? Diabetes I joined a Karate class and told the Sensei I wanted to learn how to do roundhouse kicks. He asked me how... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 9, 2025

You're Daily GROAN!

£¥₩♤♡◇♧○●□■£¥₩♤♡◇♧○●□■£¥₩♤♡◇♧○●□ Why were Taco Tuesdays introduced? Because they wanted to give us something to taco ’bout the whole week. Why shouldn’t you eat a kids meal on Tuesdays? You shouldn’t eat a kid’s meal on any day because their mother will get angry with you! How do you keep the dreams... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 8, 2025

Your Daily Groan!

@ #$%^&*()!@#$%^&*()!@#$%^&*()!@#$%^&*()!@! What’s the most depressing sound on Monday? Alarm clocks. How do cheeses greet each other on Monday mornings? Have a Gouda week. Why did the skeleton do such a poor job in school on Mondays? His heart wasn’t in it. Why did the magicians in class get the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, December 7, 2025

Your Daily Groan!

@#$%@#$%@#$%@#$%@#$%@#$%@#$%@#$% I went into a toy store to do some early Christmas shopping and asked the assistant, "Where are the Schwarzenegger dolls?" He said, "Aisle B, back." A woman is taken to court... The judge asks, "What were you charged for?" The women replied, "Doing my Christmas... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, December 6, 2025

Here's Your Daily Groan!

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho ho ho. What does Santa do when his elves misbehave? He gives them the sack. What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus. What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish. How much did Santa pay for... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, December 5, 2025

A Little Football Humor To Give You A T.G.I.F. Tickle!

○○○○○○○●●●●●●●●○○○○○○○●●●●●○○○○○●●●●● A man inherited over one billion dollars from a long-lost uncle who happened to be an oil baron. The man, thrilled at his good fortune, asked his young son what he wanted. He told his child that money was no object. The boy said he wanted a Mickey Mouse outfit.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, December 4, 2025

Your Daily Groan, As The Cookie Crumbles, so To Speak!

♤♡◇♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♤♡◇♧♤♡◇♧♤♡ What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed? Cookie sheets! Why did the cookie go to the doctor? She was feeling crummy. What do you call it when two cookies made at the same time fall in love? A batch made in heaven! What did the chocolate chip cookie call the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 3, 2025

Daily Groan, Some Gift Wrapping Humor!

&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& Why did the wrapping paper start a band? Because it had a lot of rolls to fill. What’s a wrapping paper’s favorite type of music? Rock and roll! Why don’t wrapping papers ever fight? They know how to fold under pressure. What do you get when you... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 2, 2025

Some Sweet Tooth Jokes To Brighten Up Your Day!

Why was the candy cane so confident? Because it had great mint-al strength! How do candy canes greet each other? “Sweet to meet you!” Why did the candy cane start a band? Because it had rock candy dreams! What’s a candy cane’s favorite type of music? Peppermint rock! What’s a candy cane’s favorite... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 1, 2025

Some Funny Christmas Puns to Make You SMILE!

What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots? What should you give your parents at Christmas? A list of what you want. What kind of bug hates Christmas? A humbug. What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve! What do gingerbread men use when What kind of... Sign in to see full entry.

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