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Monday, August 17, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

FUNNY ONE LINERS! I started out with nothing and I still have most of it. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. Laugh alone... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 16, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

No one is listening until you make a mistake. Give me ambiguity or give me something else. We have enough youth. How about a fountain of “Smart”? He who laughs last thinks slowest. Campers: Nature’s way of feeding mosquitoes. Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, August 15, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

Funny Oneliners: Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. Borrow money from a pessimist — they don’t expect it back. Time is what keeps things from happening all at once. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 14, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

Last day of school related jokes to commerate the starting of a new year. To my grandkids Clair and Mason, have a successful and fun year. School Bus and Locker Jokes Why did the school bus bring a microphone? It wanted to announce every stop dramatically. What did the bus driver say to the sleepy... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 13, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

What did the comma say when the sentence became too long? “Everybody pause.” Why did the dictionary join a debate team? It always had the final word. Why did the novel bring snacks to the library? It had a long plot ahead. What did the bookmark say to the reader? “I’ll save your place while you’re... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 11, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

SILLY SCIENCE JOKES: Why did the magnet become a class leader? It had an attractive personality. Why did the science lab hire a detective? Several solutions had disappeared. What did the thermometer say before the experiment? “Let’s see how heated this gets.” Why did the moon submit its project... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 10, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

Classroom Jokes! Why did the window enjoy geography class? It loved looking at the bigger picture. What did the bulletin board say after being decorated? “Now I finally have something worth posting.” Why did the classroom rug win a kindness award? It supported everyone who stepped on it. Why did the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 9, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

Laughable Math Jokes Why did the decimal bring a map to class? It kept losing its place. What did the fraction say during the argument? “Let’s divide this calmly.” Why was the ruler chosen as class president? It always measured up. Why did the number zero start exercising? It wanted to get into... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, August 8, 2026

Funny Teacher Jokes: Why did the teacher bring a flashlight to class? She wanted her students to see the subject in a new light. Why did the teacher keep a tiny fan on her desk? Her lesson plans were getting heated. What did the teacher say when the classroom globe rolled away? “Well, there goes the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 7, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groaner!

Best Dad Jokes Ever: Did you hear about the wig thief who escaped from prison? Police are combing the area to find him. I wondered why the baseball was getting closer and closer. Then it hit me. Where do surfers go for an education? Boarding school. Did you hear about the guy who was addicted to the... Sign in to see full entry.

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