Blogging Naked

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Friday, August 24, 2007

Time honored professions

I’ll be the first to admit that I delight in taking pot shots at both the legal and medical professions. But despite exorbitant fees and codes of ethics that often don’t seem very ethical in actual practice, they are two of the oldest and most time honored professions. Neither can claim to be the... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

The moral high ground.

There was a time many years ago when doctors refused no one who needed care, made house calls when the patient had difficulty getting to the doctor‘s office, and charged rates commensurate with what the patient could pay rather than how much the doctor and the insurance company thought they could... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

What’s in a name?

I’ve poked fun at priest’s and preachers lately, but ignored lawyers almost entirely. No more. The legal profession has spawned at least as many jokes as religion over the years. The following little tail, er tale, is just one of thousands told on the profession every day: John, an attorney, had... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 20, 2007

Equal time.

Yesterday, in the spirit of Sunday morning, I told a Catholic joke. I thought it only fair to give Protestants equal time. The following little story was originally both ethnic and Catholic. But, in the spirit of political correctness and religious equality, I offer the slightly revised version: A... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 19, 2007

It’s Sunday morning

...and I’m listening to the TV show “Sunday Morning” as I type. I guess you could say that tuning in to “Sunday Morning” religiously is about as close as I come to organized religion these days. It’s not that I’m anti religion, I have a deep faith instilled in me as a youth. It’s the organized... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 18, 2007

The Big Question

Over the years I’ve learned that most women are just as interested in sex, if not even more so, than men. It’s just a carryover from more puritanical times that nice girls don’t talk about things like that. My ex enjoyed a risqué story at least as much as I did. In fact her taste in jokes was quite... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 17, 2007

Investing Wisely

Most of us, whether we care to admit it or not, are natural born gamblers. We take risks all the time, although we don’t always call it gambling. But a change of location, job, even marital status, is a gamble. What we traditionally think of as gambling, casino gambling, sports betting, and small... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Getting Screwed

Present day reality is often harmful to our treasured traditions, as well as our favorite jokes. For instance, in the days before legalized gambling on Native American reservations was big business all over the good ol’ U. S. of A., many southerners used to save up for that once in a lifetime (for... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

First Contact of a Different Kind

Shortly after the year 2100 Pat and Mike, a young swinging couple, are vacationing in the Bahamas and just happened to run into an interstellar couple visiting Earth. Not much is known about the extraterrestrials as social creatures other than that they always seemed to travel in pairs consisting of... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 5, 2007

Far out. Way, far out!

It occurred to me that I haven’t done any alien stuff for a while. Not the illegal variety. I’m talking about the ones from out there. You know, little green men, alien abductions, and the like. Personally, I think there is probably intelligent life out there. But whether or not we’ve actually had... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 4, 2007

Bad luck day

Not really. But sometimes the fates seem to be conspiring against you so that everything you planned just isn’t working out the way you hoped. Take today for instance. I started out with high hopes of spending a pleasant and unhurried day popping in and out of Blogit doing a lot of reading and... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Let’s try this again

The first time I posted this it didn’t go through for some reason. So I’m going to give it another whirl, now that I’ve finally noticed. Okay, already, golf and nudity didn’t generate any interest. Since most of you seem to like a little raunch, it must be the golf that turned you off. I don’t blame... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

What, no nudity?

That’s a hell of a note for a blog titled “Blogging Naked.” So I searched the little gray cells trying to remember a story in which somebody got naked. The only one I came up with that was clean enough to run here instead of in Mature Audiences was one that also involved two golfers. I don’t think... Sign in to see full entry.

A quickie

Like many single guys, my love life leaves something to be desired. Fortunately I’m not quite as bad off as this guy: A man walked into a bar wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat, and a phony beard. He sat down and ordered a double. “Going to a costume party?” the bartender asked as he set the man’s... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 30, 2007

I finally found the Naked News!

There wasn’t much to see. As expected, it’s a pay site. Sigh. Broke writers don’t have spare coins available for a dose of the news spiced with eye candy. All of which has nothing whatsoever to do with the following little story. I just thought I’d throw it in on GPs. An old man and his wife were... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Boy did I have a joke for you!

Then northsage 45 beat me to it in his blog. To add insult to injury, his version of the story is better than mine. Oh, well. I’ll just have to come up with something else. How about the one about the French Foreign Legion commander and the camel? It goes something like this: The French Foreign... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

The facts of life.

Standup comic and poster boy stud are not in my destiny. Blogging naked and retelling old groaners is as close as I can get without being arrested. To date I’ve retold mostly risqué old stories that got a chuckle out of me over the years. It’s a simple fact of life that sex, in addition to being... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Lawyer jokes are always pretty funny.

Animal jokes can be funny, too. One or the other would probably make a pretty good change from the risqué and raunch I seem to have been coming up with lately. How about a lawyer and some talented dogs? Three men and their dogs were scheduled to appear on a comedy/talk show that often featured pet... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Country Music

…is far from my favorite musical fare, though I’ve mentioned a couple of stars who are closely associated with the genre in other blogs tonight. Indeed, I was a fan of late Tennessee Ernie Ford who caught my attention with “Sixteen Tons” on the pop charts. It turned out he could handle other genres... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 22, 2007

The naked truth

…is that the naked blogger, alias notapoet, isn’t very funny. I’ve always wanted to be one of those people that livens up any social occasion with sparkling wit, humorous anecdotes, and sidesplitting jokes. Alas, life of the party, standup comic, and Playgirl centerfold are not likely to become... Sign in to see full entry.

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