Blogging Naked

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Thursday, July 19, 2007

Hi Ho Silver

Today was a scorcher. Even naked blogging wasn’t much help when the temperature outside climbed over one hundred degrees in the shade, and about ten degrees hotter in the sweatbox I call a home. In the middle of winter the rundown little mobile home where I hang my hat these days was colder than a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 18, 2007

The Naked Blogger gives in to the public outcry

…and here are the pix to prove it: Not. Not yet, anyway. Remember to be careful what you ask for. And that, of course, reminds me of a story: A lonely old maid was walking her favorite horse along a deserted beach. Suddenly she spotted an unusual looking bottle half-buried in the sand. Wanting to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Custer’s Last Stand revisited:

A world famous painter was commissioned by an art museum owner to portray one aspect of General Custer’s Last Stand for a special taming of the West exhibit. The artist spent months several weeks researching General Custer and the Battle of the Little Big Horn before deciding to do an artistic... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 16, 2007

Please, no more requests for pictures of the naked blogger blogging.

I’ve already explained that the only naked pictures of myself that I know about were taken by the ex on our honeymoon. Feel free to contact her if you must, but I doubt that years of use as targets for darts has done much to preserve the images. Be that as it may, the honeymoon was pretty memorable... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, July 15, 2007

Where do you find The Naked News, anyway?

The Naked News may not be looking for me, but I’m looking for them. Is The Naked News on the Internet, or on a cable pay channel? I don’t know. I hear references to it, and see clips (tastefully edited, of course) of auditions and supposed on location uncover age news coverage. But I’ve never... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, July 14, 2007

Notapoet is Joining the Naked News!

Not really. But it is an interesting thought. I understand that the staff of the Naked News consists of more than attractive young ladies who strip while they deliver the news. Not too long ago I saw a short feature about their male sports anchor. Besides being the Naked Blogger I certainly have the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, July 12, 2007

A little of this and a little of that.

It’s been that kind of day. Full of possibilities, but hardly anything coming to fruition. I thought I was going to get an early start on blogging today to make up for missing day before yesterday and getting cut short yesterday. No such luck. Most of my early start got used up helping the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Going commando

…and blogging naked. The two go together when you think about it. Both are comfortable ways to deal with the heat when you live in a sweatbox without central air. The latter, blogging naked, is much more comfortable than being miserable in sweat drenched clothes. Going commando is the quick fix for... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 9, 2007

Give me Friday the 13th

Now I remember what it was I wanted to say about the recent hoopla, over 7-7-07, or 7-7-7 (the preferred shorthand for people caught up in all the hype): It’s two thousand years too late! As indicated, 7-7-7 is a shortened form of 7-7-07, which in turn is short for 7-7-2007. If there ever was any... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, July 8, 2007

Is seven your lucky number?

Were you in hog heaven yesterday because it was 7-7-07 Did you plan your wedding for this special date? Or buy a lottery ticket full of sevens? All day yesterday I was regaled with tales of such weirdness over 7-7-07 on the airwaves. The only way I could escape all the hoopla was to get snockered on... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, July 6, 2007

I was tempted.

But I didn’t blog naked today. The conditions were right. It was another day well into the nineties, and a good ten degrees higher in my rented mobile home when the afternoon sun clears the trees and heats it up like an oven. I had some reasons for not succumbing to the temptation to beat the heat... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, July 5, 2007

Blogging Naked, part 2

Stop! Don’t scroll down. You won’t find “Part 1” here. It’s in “notapoet on blogging,” once my most popular blog (and now about to die from neglect -- mine and yours). The non-poet discoursing on the art of blogging was pretty ludicrous to begin with. After nearly four years of blogging, I still... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007

A pack a day keeps the aliens away.

Not really, I suppose. But I’m grasping at straws here, trying to justify not giving up a habit that everyone assures me is harmful to my health. Even all the other smokers are starting to tell me it’s harmful to my health. So I guess smoking doesn’t keep those nasty little green kidnappers away.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, January 7, 2007

Smoking can be hazardous to your blogging.

Last Tuesday night, unlike so many days recently, I managed to get over to my son’s house to do some blogging before he left for his third shift job. This usually gives me a couple of hours or more to post, read, and comment before calling it a night. My son and daughter-in-law don’t seem to mind my... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, January 4, 2007

Sausage and eggs

…is what I had for breakfast New Year’s Day. Since then all of my breakfasts have been of more traditional ilk, something appropriate for the first meal of the day. No more unusual breakfasts, no more supper in the morning, for this guy anytime soon. I suppose you would have to read my last post to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 1, 2007

Spaghetti and meatballs for breakfast!

Strange as it sounds now it seemed to be a pretty good idea at the time. Yesterday I had a decent, if nontraditional, breakfast. Lunch was a bag of microwave popcorn. I snacked on a few cookies a couple of times instead of the bologna and cheese sandwich I’d been planning on. I was planning on... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, December 28, 2006

You can’t argue with success

That’s what I keep telling myself. Success in the wonderful world of Blogit usually involves having a blog in the Top 100. Day before yesterday I made it back into the Top 100 for the first time since my return nearly three months ago. It was my Poetry blog. Go figure. My moniker is “notapoet.” I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Notacomputergeek strikes again!

Didn’t I just tell you I was practically computer illiterate? Day before yesterday’s near fiasco underlined the fact. If not for the kindness of star4you I would left eleven links to nowhere stand as my Christmas gift to you. Star4you was nice enough to leave a comment letting me know I’d goofed. I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 25, 2006

Winging it out of necessity.

Once upon a time more than twenty years ago, I was almost computer literate. Between then and a few years ago when I got back into the wonderful world of computing I found myself lagging well behind the dragging edge. I guess you’d say I’m about as computer illiterate as you can get and still... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, December 22, 2006

Blogging can be hazardous to your health.

I put some water on to boil so I could have a batch of Ramen Noodles for lunch. While waiting for the water to start boiling I sat down to jot a few quick notes about posts I might make. Next thing I knew I was almost through with two complete posts and not only had my water boiled away, the pot it... Sign in to see full entry.

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