Old News (The Unbearable Lightness Of Blogging)

(or " Bea Arthur?! Who Would Have Thunk It?") As I'm sure you've heard by now, Scarlett Johansson is the sexiest woman in the world. (Funny, I always thought sexiness was subjective, but I guess I was wrong.) It says so right in the pages of FHM. Or maybe it was Maxim... o r Esquire. It really... Sign in to see full entry.

Have you, by any chance, seen the new series of Burger King commercials? The ones set in the "Whopper household"? Because if so, I have a question for you... What the fuck was their marketing department thinking?! If you are fortunate enough to have missed the ads (thus far), allow me to set the... Sign in to see full entry.

I was feeling a little nostalgic tonight, thus would like to share a very special memory with all of you: A few years ago (I'm really not sure how many) some members of my family and I went to this place. I think my brothers were there, plus possibly my father. Oh, and a couple other people whose... Sign in to see full entry.

As many of you may know, today I achieved a tremendous milestone here at Blogit; this is my 55th day (and 48th entry) since rejoining in late January. Thus, in celebration of this "amazing accomplishment", I now present my ten most memorable posts (as voted on by me): 10. Top Ten Least Effective... Sign in to see full entry.

Someone asked recently why we were afraid to leave our house at night (during the blackout). Well, here's one of the reasons. This property may, in fact, contain the single creepiest playground on the face of the Earth. Now, it's bad enough in the daytime... however at night, I swear you can... Sign in to see full entry.

I'll be honest, when I initially sat down to write this post tonight, my intention was to totally trash a fellow blogger. You see, there's this one person here who seems to have a great deal of animosity towards me... which is rather odd, considering I have had (essentially) zero contact with her.... Sign in to see full entry.

Just some random stuff I was thinking about: ~ If I ever found myself surrounded by hungry lions, you know what I would do? I would pretend I had a ball in my hand and throw it. Then, when all the lions were chasing after the imaginary ball, I'd run in the opposite direction. ~ You know what the... Sign in to see full entry.

Sooooooooo, I'm considering renaming this blog. The time seems right for several reasons: a coherent theme is finally starting to develop (in my mind, at least)... plus a category change may soon be occurring... maybe even a user-name change, as well... PLUS, hopefully, a bunch of my friends will be... Sign in to see full entry.

As voted on by leading experts in the field. What field that is exactly, I'm not sure: 10. burnt hair 9. wet dog 8. dead dog 7. dead and wet dog 6. rotten eggs 5. "grandparent taint" (I don't even know what that means... and I don't wanna know.) 4. raw sewage 3. dirty diapers 2. rotting flesh 1.... Sign in to see full entry.

Soooooo, I'm at the Zoo today trying to enjoy myself (despite being in close proximity to my family) when I am repeatedly assaulted by requests from zoo officials to "help out the cause" ( i.e. "hand over a check"). One woman even has the nerve to ask me to sign a petition in support of extending/... Sign in to see full entry.