Saturday, November 12, 2005Can You Hear Me Now?There is a woman who speaks with a slight Spanish accent robbing banks in northern Virginia. She is known to have robbed at least four banks because of a commonality in the crimes: during the crime, which is committed by giving the teller a note demanding cash and flashing a gun in a purse, the bank... Sign in to see full entry.Saturday, November 5, 2005No Swashbucklers With Eye-Patches And A Smart-Ass Parrot?A case of modern-day piracy occured off the coast of Somalia yesterday, the latest of 23 reported acts of attempted piracy this year in that region. Armed with automatic weapons and grenade launchers, two small boats attacked the Miami-based cruise ship Seabourn Spirit. The captain evaded the... Sign in to see full entry.Sunday, October 30, 2005Question Of The DayWhere is the safest place to be during a tornado -- if you live in a mobile home? Anywhere else. Sign in to see full entry.Sunday, October 23, 2005Humor In Adversity: The Southern WayI'll never forget Nick Nolte speaking that memorable line in The Prince Of Tides when he was asked by Barbara Streisand why he always deflected painful subjects with humor. He said simply, "Why, ma'am, it's the southern way." And indeed it is. Hurricane-battered Florida is bracing for yet another... Sign in to see full entry.Friday, October 21, 2005Dolphin Talking The Secret To Intelligent ChildrenI saw a news segment the other night about a new idea in pre-natal care that had to do with preparing your child to be more intelligent. You know, like speaking directly to the baby while it is still in the womb or listening to nothing but classical music while pregnant. This idea is straight out of... Sign in to see full entry.Tuesday, October 18, 2005No, Abdul, The Camel Only Counts As One VoteAnalysts and experts are saying that the referendum has passed although many things, like sandstorms, are delaying the final count. Many Sunnis are already challenging the vote, asking just how long does it take to count votes? and yelling fraud. And why shouldn't they? There's no way the Bush... Sign in to see full entry.Sunday, October 16, 2005Collaring Dogs In New OrleansA lady was buying about 20 dog collars. The guy behind the counter made the comment that that was certainly quite a lot of collars and she told him she was buying them to send to New Orleans. The guy behind the counter nonchalantly says, "They probably should just shoot them." The lady says, "I beg... Sign in to see full entry.Tuesday, October 11, 2005That's What We're Afraid Of, RonRon Artest, the violence-prone moronic Indiana Pacer whose antics at a Detroit Piston game last year led to the worst brawl in American sports history and his suspension for the year, is playing again. When asked how he was going to handle the new year, Artest said, "I'm going to continue playing... Sign in to see full entry.Saturday, October 8, 2005U.S. Government Announces New Official SealJust pulled this up on an e-mail: Official Announcement: The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation,... Sign in to see full entry.Proof That President Bush Hates Black PeopleIn the coming weeks, a reported 120,000 mobile homes will be delivered to Louisiana and other places devastated by hurricane Katrina, making the area surrounding New Orleans one giant trailor park. With hurricane season still having two months to go and trailors parks being the playground of choice... Sign in to see full entry. |