The Flatliner Diaries

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Wednesday, February 8, 2006

FDA Reports 25 Died From Taking ADHD Medication

Here is a topic so important that I...uh...hold on... What was I typing about? Damn. I know it was important, but... Ah, hell, I give up. Where's my Ritalin? Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 5, 2006

Naked Man Attack Passing Vehicles -- Do I Know That Guy?

Now, to some, this story is just a laughable account of a deranged guy. To me, it was a search to see if it was someone I knew. No, not someone to whom I am related, but someone to whom I am acquainted. The first clue that it was not a certain someone I went to school with was the location of the... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 1, 2006

'Black Widow' Wins Grilled Cheese Sandwich Eating Contest

Sonya Thomas, the 100-pound woman known as the 'Black Widow' (for defeating much larger men in eating competitions), devoured 26 grilled cheese sandwiches at the World Grilled Cheese Sandwich Eating Championship at Planet Hollywood in New York. She said she was disappointed; she was shooting for 30.... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 27, 2006

Redneck Dictionary -- Jeff Foxworthy

If you've ever been enticed to read something simply by the idea of redneck jargon you just might be familiar with, you might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy has made a fortune expressing the mannerisms of rural folk, generally seen as people having little or no sophistication, in a humorous way. And... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Mad Cow In Canada

The Canadian government announced that a case of "mad cow" had been detected in an Alberta cow. However, the BSE (Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy) infected cow did not enter the food chain, authorities were quick to assure the public. Now, how quick do you think they'd be likely to tell us anyway?... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 23, 2006

For Dems, Indies, And Free-Thinking Republicans (All Three Of You)

There is a new book out by Fred Barnes entitled Rebel-In-Chief: How George W. Bush Is Redefining the Conservative Movement and Transforming America. When you click on the book to get reviews and such, Amazon allows you to place alternate images with the image of the book cover. Someone by the name... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 19, 2006

An Ex-Branch Davidian Or Maybe Koresh Survived The Waco Disaster?

I was looking up a number the other day in the Greater Atlanta telephone directory and came across this listing: Waco Fire and Casualty I couldn't figure out if it was simply insensitive or just another cult member using past experience to turn an entrepreneurial buck... Then I read another listing:... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Plenty Of Sex On TV But Less Sex In Bedrooms With TVs

A study published by an Italian sexologist suggests that bedrooms with a television in them produce couples with lesser sex drives. In fact, the study says that a television in the bedroom cuts the number of couplings in half. The study goes on to say that violent movies tend to be a turn-off while... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Mars And Venus Converging

I picked up this rather hilarious insight into the differences between men and women through an e-mail from a friend who happens to be a girl (notice the wording. Men with significant others in the house have to be careful how they refer to other females). REGARDING WOMEN AND MEN... 1. NAMES >If... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Mars And Venus Connotations

While trying on some pants, my fiance stepped out of the changing booth twice, wearing almost identical clothing, the difference being the material of the first pair of pants was denim, while the second pair was of a stretch denim. She asked which pair I preferred. I immediately chose the first,... Sign in to see full entry.

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