Sunday, September 4, 2005For All Those Gangsta Rapper Wannabe Morons Who Don't Own A BeltCrotch-grabbing has become epidemic, thanks to hip-hop/rap culture via MTV, with those assinine rapper wannabes who walk around, not only showing us their asses, but holding onto thier crotches as well. I think they've finally found the answer to not wearing a belt and constantly having to pull... Sign in to see full entry.Monday, August 29, 2005When The Obvious Is Ridiculously Pointed OutCNN coverage of hurrican Katrina has been virtually non-stop for the past several days. One reporter went out on the streets of Mobile, Alabama when the hurricane made landfall and was being blown around like a ragdoll for her troubles. She shouted, "You can't even stand up!" Then added, "You don't... Sign in to see full entry.Saturday, August 27, 2005Taking From The Poor To Give To The RichBumper sticker: DON'T STEAL -- YOUR GOVERNMENT DOESN'T LIKE COMPETITION. Sign in to see full entry.Thursday, August 25, 2005Taking Speech Lessons From Dubya, My BrotherIn a speech warning the people of Florida about the perils of upcoming hurricane Katrina, Florida Governor Jeb Bush made the following observation: "Well, it's a hurricane. And a hurricane's a hurricane." Amazing analysis, governor. Won't you run for president? Sign in to see full entry.Discovery, Rediscovery, And Hope Of DiscoveryA 400-foot previously undiscovered waterfall has been found in the wilderness of northern California by park rangers apparently off the marked trail. It's nice to know that there are still things to discover on this old ball of mud, especially in the United States. I'm just hoping the next visitors... Sign in to see full entry.Monday, August 22, 2005Positioning Can Be FunnyListening to the radio today, the report on traffic flow came on. As is customary, the reporter tells us this is the traffic report, sponsored by ____________. Well, today the reporter tells us we have quite a few slowdowns and accidents in this traffic report brought to you by Heritage of the... Sign in to see full entry.Sunday, August 21, 2005Do You Work Here?One of the most annoying and stupid questions asked of retail people, just ask any of them, is: Do you work here? It is generally asked of someone wearing a garish vest (along with a host of buttons and ribbons and pins), which generally come in at least one of the store's colors. Now, unless you're... Sign in to see full entry.Sunday, August 14, 2005Thank Heavens There's A PictureHands down the best title of the day goes to AOL: Win Hummer From AOL. Without the accompanying picture, it would have been priceless. Still, I am sure that there are some out there who don't know what a Hummer is (vehicularly speaking), so the title is still good for you. For those out there who... Sign in to see full entry.Wednesday, August 10, 2005Not Impressed With The Rat RaceSeen on the back of a pickup truck, taped to the tailgate, a handwritten sign: Sorry, Atlanta, I'm not in a hurry. Go around. (Atlantans will no doubt understand immediately why this jab at traffic is funny. For those who have never witnessed or experienced Atlanta's 85+ mile-per-hour traffic,... Sign in to see full entry.Wednesday, July 20, 2005A Cardinal By Any Other Name...Want to hear something extremely sad? I mean, sometimes bad news is so pervasive that it seeps into even the most ordinary things, like baseball. Have I lost you? Okay. Let me explain. I read an Associated Press headline that read "Cardinals Place Molina On DL List." Now, if my mind had been in the... Sign in to see full entry. |