The Flatliner Diaries: U.S. Government Announces New Official Seal

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Saturday, October 8, 2005

U.S. Government Announces New Official Seal

Just pulled this up on an e-mail: Official Announcement: The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation,... Sign in to see full entry.

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