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Blanche, it's a show about birthday parties for girls turning 16. I can't
watch it -- the girls are always these spoiled, bratty little princesses.
posted by
saul_relative
on February 4, 2006 at 11:16 PM
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I couldn't resist, but what is Sweet Sixteen about?
I can't keep up on the reality show clones.
posted by
Blanche.
on February 4, 2006 at 10:37 PM
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Sounds as offensive as that reality show Sweet Sixteen. Good title for the
show though, Blanche.
posted by
saul_relative
on February 4, 2006 at 10:33 PM
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Get the camera, Saul, it's time for Reality Bites: the first televised
behind the scenes show, depicting minute by minute, blow by blow pro eating!
posted by
Blanche.
on February 4, 2006 at 10:13 PM
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Oh, fiddle-dee-dee, Blanche. This is America. We love the dirt and grit
of behind the scenes, behind the barn, behind the curtain, behind the bedroom door. If there's a behind to get behind, we're behind it like a dog on a...uh...well, you get the point.
posted by
saul_relative
on February 4, 2006 at 10:11 PM
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Life behind the scenes of professional competitions can't be pretty...
first we get Miss America's vaseline on the teeth secrets, now the ugly truth behind pro eating! Vapors! I tell you, vapors! It makes me want to have a mint julep and fan myself just thinking about it.
posted by
Blanche.
on February 4, 2006 at 10:03 PM
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Little? More like industrial strength binge and purge, Blanche.
posted by
saul_relative
on February 4, 2006 at 9:56 PM
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And the Grand Prize is....Maalox!
Why? Why would someone want to stuff themselves like that? On the other hand, maybe they're in the bathroom afterwards.. a little bulimia?
posted by
Blanche.
on February 4, 2006 at 9:43 PM
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Maybe the grand prize of one of these eating contests should be a lifetime
supply of Pepto, Blanche. Or Rollaids or tums or Pepcid AC...
posted by
saul_relative
on February 4, 2006 at 9:37 PM
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Probably sooner rather than later, Saul,
Short term fame for long-term pain, imho.
posted by
Blanche.
on February 4, 2006 at 9:15 PM
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Something tells me, Blanche, that these people who enter these contests
will eventually succumb to terrible gastro-intestinal problems.
posted by
saul_relative
on February 4, 2006 at 9:14 PM
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SaulRelative,
Wow, $8,000 for eating 30 cheese sandwiches? Sign me up1 I'll need the money to pay for the open heart surgery. Eating Peter? LOL
posted by
Blanche.
on February 4, 2006 at 7:19 PM
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Probably of great duration, TAPS, and the thought is gross, unless, of
course, she's trying to finish
War And Peace.
posted by
saul_relative
on February 4, 2006 at 7:18 PM
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Thanks, Comedian.
posted by
saul_relative
on February 4, 2006 at 7:16 PM
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saul_relative
I know this is gross but, I just can't help wondering what kind of bowel movements this woman has. LOL
posted by
TAPS.
on February 4, 2006 at 9:36 AM
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Black Widow
Geat line and aded at just the righ place. LOL
posted by
Comedian
on February 4, 2006 at 12:00 AM
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It's an original, M.P.O.; thanks. However, I will admit to liking Milton
Berle, who never met a joke he wouldn't steal. As for the tapeworm and cheating -- it's a good question. As for Thomas, she says she drinks gallons of water to expand her stomach days before a competition to get herself ready. She holds several world records.
posted by
saul_relative
on February 1, 2006 at 10:35 PM
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That's a really good line,
did you just make that up? Or, like, steal it from somewhere?
Btw, I bet that woman has a giant tapeworm inside her. I wonder if that would qualify as cheating?
I want to be the girl with the most cake.
I fake it so real, I am beyond fake.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on February 1, 2006 at 10:25 PM
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