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There's a few trailer parks in Texas you could hit next ...
or any number of buffet restaurants at feeding time.
Think of it as an English contribution to beautifying America.
posted by
fwmystic
on April 21, 2005 at 8:06 AM
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You want to open fire and kill as many people as you can? My God,
you're almost sounding American!
posted by
Renigade
on April 16, 2005 at 7:29 AM
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where have you been silly? And what the hell are you doing trying to see
the good in people? hum? Why can't you just accept things the way that they are...you have no tolerance for the fat, the stupid, the ugly, and the handi-"capable"...be a lot easier.
posted by
Kiddo75
on April 15, 2005 at 10:10 PM
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Chris... you gave it a whole week??? I'm so proud!
posted by
RedHeadedGypsy
on April 15, 2005 at 7:50 AM
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And with any luck at all, half of Blogit will be in the store that day. We
must think positive, after all.
posted by
Ariala
on April 15, 2005 at 6:56 AM
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A pet?
Oh, yes indeedy.
Size doesn't matter to her. Snorting and squeeling do.
posted by
mark2556
on April 15, 2005 at 6:49 AM
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Please Do It Soon!
I'm anxious to read the police blotter! DM
posted by
Dennison..Mann
on April 15, 2005 at 6:41 AM
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Dennison_Mann
Thanks, it's good to know my art will be appreciated. I wouldn't shoot a load of fatties up just for nothing, you know...well, maybe a few...
posted by
chris2303
on April 15, 2005 at 6:34 AM
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mark
Listen, I think it's probably obvious that I want Amy to come and handle things for me. Is she good with short fuses? And small penises? Infections? Does she have a pet?
posted by
chris2303
on April 15, 2005 at 6:32 AM
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SYMPHONY
I know...terrible, really....
posted by
chris2303
on April 15, 2005 at 6:29 AM
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homegirl
You say disturbing...but I'd be more inclined to say it was art.
posted by
chris2303
on April 15, 2005 at 6:26 AM
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Mike Manc
Of course I got her number! I'm not a poof, you know....
posted by
chris2303
on April 15, 2005 at 6:25 AM
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Great Post!
And in your ensuing gun battle with law enforcement, society will have rid itself of its worst blight!
Keep writing! DM
posted by
Dennison..Mann
on April 15, 2005 at 6:19 AM
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May I recommend one of our Farewell Tour assault weapons?
The 2556 Uzi Pest Control Special, modeled here by Miss Farewell Tour '05® winner and Research Center Arts & Crafts counselor Amy Devine, is quite effective at pest control.
Or, Amy can come over and handle things for you....she loves going to the grocery!
posted by
mark2556
on April 15, 2005 at 5:55 AM
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oh my
posted by
_Symphony_
on April 15, 2005 at 5:43 AM
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THAT WAS DISTURBING.
posted by
homegirl
on April 15, 2005 at 4:53 AM
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Chris, did you get the knee length breasted bird's number?
Or to put it another way, I think I know her. Weed on her head for her last week. Ever so grateful.
It WAS a girl wasn't it? If not it was someone else.
posted by
Mike_Manc
on April 15, 2005 at 4:37 AM
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