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the-loanlady
You know, British people just don't pull off the shades thing very well. As for the bitch blog, I'm sorry to disappoint but the blog was actually a piss-take...I have behaviour problems.
posted by
chris2303
on March 10, 2005 at 3:25 AM
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Rachel
Haha, well it's not too bad when you're a kid because you can get away with it...funny
posted by
chris2303
on March 10, 2005 at 3:19 AM
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Chris: sun glasses, then no one will see your wandering eyes watching the jiggling dentures or breasts or whatever your little heart desires. Hey did you choose pick Mark, if you did all those housewives that you enjoy visiting are going to be whining.
posted by
the-loanlady
on March 9, 2005 at 1:02 PM
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Rachel, lol...
posted by
Ariala
on March 9, 2005 at 12:27 PM
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Ha!
When I was a kid I lived across the street from a woman who had one eye that wandered all over the place. I'd always be looking behind me and to the side to see what she was looking at. When I was six or seven I finally asked her, "What are you always looking at over there?"
posted by
RachelAnna
on March 9, 2005 at 12:26 PM
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Wow, I had read the whole thing as a recipe. There goes dinner.
posted by
Ariala
on March 9, 2005 at 11:56 AM
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Devil ~ Here's the loose translation.
Chris, I'm stiff.
Mark, me too. May I smell you?
No. Let's touch Ariala.
Sweet! You touch her first.
No way, Hombre! You touch her!
Bugger off!
Bite it, ass-wipe!
Ariala, please touch yourself....do it more.
Oh, that's good.
posted by
mark2556
on March 9, 2005 at 11:55 AM
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DEVILINME1: The only reason we have culture is because we're infected
with it. Spanish bird flu? Oh yes...
posted by
chris2303
on March 9, 2005 at 11:54 AM
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Chris, I know.
posted by
Ariala
on March 9, 2005 at 11:53 AM
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Ariala: At least my blog doesn't suck big time like yours does.
posted by
chris2303
on March 9, 2005 at 11:51 AM
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Ya'll please stop with all this! Come on, if your gonna do smut
talk, do it where us uncultured swines can understand!
posted by
Kiddo75
on March 9, 2005 at 11:51 AM
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Well, si.
We'll need to record our findings. For science and such.
posted by
mark2556
on March 9, 2005 at 11:51 AM
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Mark, and does it have to take place at the Mark2556 center?
posted by
Ariala
on March 9, 2005 at 11:49 AM
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Chris, you run a skanky blog...I'm out of here!
posted by
Ariala
on March 9, 2005 at 11:47 AM
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Ariala, seus peitos está fazendo-me o desejo para muitos galões de Astroglide. Toque por favor n frequentemente. And take photos.
posted by
mark2556
on March 9, 2005 at 11:47 AM
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Ariala: Voglio odorare la sua pelle. So make sure you're clean.
posted by
chris2303
on March 9, 2005 at 11:46 AM
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Oooh, voi slut smelly della scimmia! Venga sculacciarmi Ariala con!
posted by
mark2556
on March 9, 2005 at 11:45 AM
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Weak in the knees has nothing to do with sex...men, you're all the same!
Anyone know Portugeese? hahahahaha, quack, quack
posted by
Ariala
on March 9, 2005 at 11:44 AM
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Ariala: Me, too...oooh...you don't know horny I am right now...
posted by
chris2303
on March 9, 2005 at 11:42 AM
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Er...Sono sempre rigido. Proprio ora, gioco con i miei testicoli, baby.
posted by
chris2303
on March 9, 2005 at 11:41 AM
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Mark, thanks, your English straighted me right up
posted by
Ariala
on March 9, 2005 at 11:40 AM
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DEVILINME1: Oh yes, I forgot about that...hmmm...who could it be?
I'll announce whose bitch I want to be in an upcoming poetry post type thing.
posted by
chris2303
on March 9, 2005 at 11:39 AM
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Ariala ~ You should.
What I said was, "I just love to speak Italian when I'm being sucked. Are you still stiff?". I just love the romance languages.
posted by
mark2556
on March 9, 2005 at 11:38 AM
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mark: Good point...I'll just bring some of her new lube accelerator.
posted by
chris2303
on March 9, 2005 at 11:38 AM
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If in Spanish, hit !; if in French, 2; Pig English, 3; If you wish to
speak to an interpreter, hit 4.
posted by
scriber
on March 9, 2005 at 11:37 AM
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Chris, I'm glad he's talking to you in Italian and not me...I get weak in
the knees when a man starts that language on me.
posted by
Ariala
on March 9, 2005 at 11:36 AM
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Chris, aren't you supposed to be picking the lucky winner of "I wanna
be your bitch?"
posted by
Kiddo75
on March 9, 2005 at 11:34 AM
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Amo appena parlare Italiano quando sto succhiando. Siete ancora rigido?
posted by
mark2556
on March 9, 2005 at 11:34 AM
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Chris ~ No freaking way.
You know damn well she'll just vomit and make us.....well, I'm not doing THAT again!
posted by
mark2556
on March 9, 2005 at 11:31 AM
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Peux-j'inviter la Mère ? Elle a le nouveau ferment pour partager. xx
posted by
chris2303
on March 9, 2005 at 11:29 AM
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Ziehen Sie bitte meine Hosen herunter und riechen Sie mich. Sie wissen, daß er warm ist. Oooh!
posted by
mark2556
on March 9, 2005 at 11:29 AM
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mark, insulting the French again? hahahaha
posted by
Ariala
on March 9, 2005 at 11:28 AM
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renigade
Well yeah, but then again words like 'cool', 'dude', and 'hell yeah' are just not meant for a poofy English accent. And in movies, English people always sound gay...
posted by
chris2303
on March 9, 2005 at 11:27 AM
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No, but if you ever want to play a game of marbles...look me up.
posted by
Ariala
on March 9, 2005 at 11:26 AM
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Chris ~
Je t'aime et veux que vous me touchiez dur. Like, now.
posted by
mark2556
on March 9, 2005 at 11:26 AM
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mark
Really? Shit, I thought it was all about securing fail-safe sex...oh
posted by
chris2303
on March 9, 2005 at 11:25 AM
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Ariala
Yeah, those type of people always have to dig for more sympathy...did you steal his wallet?
posted by
chris2303
on March 9, 2005 at 11:25 AM
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Only a Brit could type "bloody" and have it sound cool...
posted by
Renigade
on March 9, 2005 at 11:24 AM
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gypsyred
Haha, I'm glad I'm not the only one. I'd say he probably was looking at your boobs though. Unless he was vegetarian...
posted by
chris2303
on March 9, 2005 at 11:23 AM
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I NEVER GET BLOODY ANGRY!!!!
posted by
chris2303
on March 9, 2005 at 11:21 AM
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This is why deformed freaks deserve their own colonies.
It would keep freaks like you and....well, me and everyone I know....from staring at them. They could feel good about themselves in a make-believe, denial sort of way. And that, really, is what it's all about.
posted by
mark2556
on March 9, 2005 at 11:20 AM
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ROFL...oh Chrissy...you're too much...I've had the same experience. In fact
just the other day this cross eyed guy was telling me about his eyes, he said he just couldn't see very well from his left eye. Dumb me I say, well, at least you have your right eye. He informs me his right eye is blind.
posted by
Ariala
on March 9, 2005 at 11:20 AM
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Chris...
Twice in a day? I'm all giddy here! Ok, I have a friend who's brother is cross eyed. I never know which eye to look at. She once tried to set us up dating. I told her he was her brother and therefore almost like a brother to me. But frankly, I couldn't picture trying to figure out all the time if he was checking my boobs out or the menu!
posted by
RedHeadedGypsy
on March 9, 2005 at 11:20 AM
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I'd comment, but I'm scared I'd get you angry again...
posted by
Renigade
on March 9, 2005 at 11:20 AM
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