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Gay or lesbian marrage should not mattert anyone, we all are human with same basic needs, desire, the fact the we have different kinds of desire isn't relitive at all. Im lesbian and I have to admit, I never like seeing guys kiss or anything but i do understand they are human too. but we are in the 21st Century and times has changed, just a matter of dealing with it. Good post but please dont be describe what they do. I think everyone knows what they do. Keep writing, and we'll keep reading.
posted by
LadyT20
on July 8, 2005 at 6:20 AM
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So, if you were blindfolded, Chris,
you would be able to tell the difference between mouths too?
Isn't it all about the feeling?
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on April 1, 2005 at 6:11 AM
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whamenator
Indeed, you could argue that there is no difference between a man's arse hole and a woman's, in the dark or otherwise...
But there is.
posted by
chris2303
on April 1, 2005 at 6:06 AM
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Chris,
Isn't a hole a hole, with the lights out?
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on April 1, 2005 at 5:59 AM
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Queenofalot
Sure, some lesbians are going to go for the dinner reincarnations thing, but as a guy I believe I would have to develop a mental condition before I think about sticking my penis into another man's butt hole.
posted by
chris2303
on April 1, 2005 at 5:54 AM
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Ann
The riddle blog is fun - thanks for giving us something to think about...
posted by
chris2303
on April 1, 2005 at 5:52 AM
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:-)
Clearing my debt right now. Thanks so much for your attention to Riddles.
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on April 1, 2005 at 5:33 AM
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HOW DO YOU KNOW
LESBIANS DON'T GET SHIT ALL OVER THEMSELVES TOO? 'STRAIGHT AND GAY FOLK' HAVE BOTH BEEN KNOWN TO PLAY ABOUT IN THE BUTT.
posted by
ALWAYSALOVER
on March 31, 2005 at 10:15 AM
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Lesbian shinnanigans in my blog?
Carry on ladies, carry on. Pictures would probably help...
posted by
chris2303
on March 31, 2005 at 7:19 AM
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WHAMENATOR
Well I'm not going to tell everyone I have a 2 inch penis now, am I? It's our secret, wink wink...
posted by
chris2303
on March 31, 2005 at 7:18 AM
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MHW
Good to have you back, mate! This place has missed your material for sure, as have I. Didn't mean that to sound gay...
posted by
chris2303
on March 31, 2005 at 7:16 AM
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Ben
Well my friend, it all depends on how much time I get to sit down and think about the solutions. It's usually not much, and Google doesn't seem to be much help...
posted by
chris2303
on March 31, 2005 at 7:11 AM
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Hey, Chris! Whaddup, Dawg? Yo!
posted by
Feenix
on March 31, 2005 at 7:08 AM
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Whammie
Music to my ears woman~~ bring it on!!
posted by
Offy
on March 31, 2005 at 4:42 AM
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Well, yeah, offbeat.......
I have tried to keep the truth on the DL until I could get you into my clutches.
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on March 31, 2005 at 4:36 AM
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Whammie,
I always knew you were a dirty lesbo...
posted by
Offy
on March 31, 2005 at 4:28 AM
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Chris,
{Hmm, I've always wanted to be a dirty lesbian....it would explain why I can never find my penis...}
I thought the reason that you could never find your penis was, by your own admission, that it is difficult to locate in the dark? 
Perfect for a lesbian, that does not want one anyway! 
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on March 31, 2005 at 4:20 AM
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chris,
Thanks for your patience following the Riddles. If you observe, the same bloggers emerge winners because they catch the drift of metaphors, puns, imagery and other language trickery in poetic riddles. Hopefully, your first win will break the ice and you'll get many more to come.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on March 31, 2005 at 3:36 AM
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Ben
Yeah I guess they have ways of protecting themselves from faeces, but the ick factor will always outweigh any smudge preventative.
As for the riddles, I'm genuinely pleased I managed to get one right. I like the riddle blog - it's a good idea and fun to boot.
posted by
chris2303
on March 31, 2005 at 2:27 AM
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They use protection like caps before they go cave exploration.
Congrats!!! You've won on the dish answer. Specifically, it was the microwave oven turntable dish. Thanks for keeping Riddles in mind.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on March 31, 2005 at 2:11 AM
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Yes Chris,
and they take on a pompous air of intellectual superiority. Too much for me to handle.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 31, 2005 at 1:33 AM
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JJ_Wilde
Oh my gosh, no wonder you gave up. The simple truth is (the one they don't get) is you can only be sure that you yourself is conscious. That being the case, how could anyone ever know that a robot/machine is conscious? Fools, all of them.
posted by
chris2303
on March 31, 2005 at 1:21 AM
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It's somewhere in Mentiflex's blogs.
I put UI in my comment, but I meant AI. They seem to be of the impression that they are going to use Artificial Intelligence to produce a concious robot. I told them that they would never know whether they did or not, so we went round and round on that for a rather extensive discussion. I was like arguing with the re-born Christians--they were always right, so I just gave up.
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 31, 2005 at 1:17 AM
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JJ_Wilde
No I haven't seen it yet, where is it?
posted by
chris2303
on March 31, 2005 at 1:09 AM
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Uh-oh. Sounds like you read my debate with the UI bunch.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 31, 2005 at 1:07 AM
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JJ_Wilde
You're abolsutely right, this place is a question mark and doesn't offer any real way of ever finding anything out one way or another. Like, how do I know you are even conscious? I'd be surprised if you was, but there's nothing to confirm it either way.
Hmm, I've always wanted to be a dirty lesbian....it would explain why I can never find my penis...
posted by
chris2303
on March 31, 2005 at 1:01 AM
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chris,
Well, first you say your gay, then you're not because sex with a man revolts you, then the shit hits the fan. Well, the reality of it is that none of us really knows the sex of any of the others. The whole place is a big question mark, so I am going to assume that you are female and a lesbian because the idea of sex with a man revolts you. That is about as close to a classic lesbian line as I have heard. You are obviously a female lesbian pretending to be a man and harboring strong anti-male sentiments.
Thank for the valuable lesson. JJ 
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 31, 2005 at 12:53 AM
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renigade3
By all means keep dreaming about me...it's the only time we'll ever get to meet....just make sure dream Chris has a big penis. One of us might as well have one.
posted by
chris2303
on March 31, 2005 at 12:15 AM
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Spitfire
Well yes, you're right - a woman's arse deals with as much shit as a man's...but the thing is, being attached to a woman makes it nowhere near as vile to poke, although it carries with it the same risks of smearing.
posted by
chris2303
on March 31, 2005 at 12:13 AM
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homegirl
I think I'd have to grow up first for that to happen...might be a loong wait for that to happen...
posted by
chris2303
on March 31, 2005 at 12:11 AM
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Okay. So WHATEVER you are, thanks for totally facking with me!
AT least I can dream about you again!
posted by
Renigade
on March 30, 2005 at 7:55 PM
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Chrissy, this is why I said
that men are bullshitters in my comment yesterday. See? Ya can't bullshit a bullshitter, especially one that knows you pretty well. Now, about that anal sex thing, you've done that to a female, so is it really all that different for a male? I mean, technically, the anus is really meant to be an "exit only" area for males and females, but still...
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 30, 2005 at 3:29 PM
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dude,
make up your mind already.
posted by
homegirl
on March 30, 2005 at 2:36 PM
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Chris,
LOL
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on March 30, 2005 at 2:09 PM
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WHAMENATOR
Only by my own fingers. And a German Shephard. And his pet German Shephard...
posted by
chris2303
on March 30, 2005 at 1:41 PM
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doigotta, I'm happy to hear that...for what it's worth.
posted by
Ariala
on March 30, 2005 at 1:39 PM
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Chris,
I am curious....have you ever been prodded in your shitter?
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on March 30, 2005 at 1:38 PM
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doigotta
That's up to you, homeboy - it was never my intention to infringe upon anyone's right to create a little friction with a dinner returns pipe. Crap on...
posted by
chris2303
on March 30, 2005 at 1:36 PM
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mark2556...damn ...how come you didn't tell me!
and come on chris...I feel hurt that you told me what good tats I had...now I AM CONFUSED!!!
posted by
_Symphony_
on March 30, 2005 at 1:34 PM
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well I must admit my arse is like 7-up, never had it, never will, but
who am I to tell another they are not allowed to get shlit on their shtick
posted by
doigotta
on March 30, 2005 at 1:32 PM
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I thought that beer gut was your tats....this is all turning bad...
posted by
chris2303
on March 30, 2005 at 1:32 PM
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Symphony ~ PLEASE don't tell him to do that...
...it's not a pretty site.
posted by
mark2556
on March 30, 2005 at 1:31 PM
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Ariala ~ From all my marriages, of course.
posted by
mark2556
on March 30, 2005 at 1:30 PM
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chris2303 ...but but but but but
you told me you loved my beer gut!!..don't go shy on me now...come ON....spill those beans!!!!!!!!
posted by
_Symphony_
on March 30, 2005 at 1:30 PM
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SYMPHONY
I KNEW IT!!! You could have told me before I slept with you.
posted by
chris2303
on March 30, 2005 at 1:28 PM
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But it does make for a good rodgerer, I suppose...
posted by
chris2303
on March 30, 2005 at 1:27 PM
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Mark and you have a house full of these, why?
posted by
Ariala
on March 30, 2005 at 1:27 PM
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doigotta
No, the fact that
it's a man doing the arse raiding on another man is disgusting. Simple as that.
posted by
chris2303
on March 30, 2005 at 1:25 PM
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The other problem with gay marriage is you end up with gifts like these...
It goes with NO decor at all.
posted by
mark2556
on March 30, 2005 at 1:24 PM
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I see you have stirred up the shit with this blog, but you may find this
shocking, and maybe even hard to take, but the number of women who also enjoy a little poop shoot action would probably make you puke. So if this is your only premice for disallowing gay marriage you might want to rethink your possition.
posted by
doigotta
on March 30, 2005 at 1:22 PM
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chris2303
really?....well, then maybe I should come out the closet and admit that I am a lesbo...yeah ...shall I?....or should I really speak the truth and tell everybody, that I am actually a middle age man with a beer belly who needs a bit of pampering now and then?
posted by
_Symphony_
on March 30, 2005 at 1:20 PM
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SYMPHONY
No straight man is going to actually enjoy shopping. But a woman might...
posted by
chris2303
on March 30, 2005 at 1:15 PM
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Yeah, when you're big enough, old son.
posted by
chris2303
on March 30, 2005 at 1:14 PM
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chris2303
yeah!!!
I wrote down...has to be sweet, kind, generous, happy, and able to clean up after himself, loves shopping, and giving me compliments...and it came up with gay robot...not sure what I am doing wrong....
posted by
_Symphony_
on March 30, 2005 at 1:13 PM
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Gee thanks, let me kick your ass.
posted by
Ariala
on March 30, 2005 at 1:11 PM
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Ariala: You're a good man! Let me punch you in the stomach....
posted by
chris2303
on March 30, 2005 at 1:09 PM
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SYMPHONY
Have you tried ordering one off the internet?
posted by
chris2303
on March 30, 2005 at 1:08 PM
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Whammie hahahahahahaha!!!!! Whammie they can have sugar in the fudge factory as long as theyre nice....
posted by
Tanoolicious
on March 30, 2005 at 1:08 PM
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I'm a male shovinist pig in a woman's body...gay men make me want
to puke. I can't help it. I don't care how nice they are. It's not fair that they are more feminine and sensitive than me and I was born a girl.
posted by
Ariala
on March 30, 2005 at 1:08 PM
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fwmystic
Good man! It really is that simple...
posted by
chris2303
on March 30, 2005 at 1:07 PM
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Tanoo,
Of course your gay friend would be nice. Gay men are much sweeter than straight men, because they have sugar in their gas tanks!
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on March 30, 2005 at 1:05 PM
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I don't know, I'll let you know when I find one.
Posted by
was that for me????????????
well I demand to me filled in...on what a real man is and requires...
posted by
_Symphony_
on March 30, 2005 at 1:05 PM
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I take everything back.
posted by
Ariala
on March 30, 2005 at 1:04 PM
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Ariala
Well, I'm not actually man enough to wear pink. Unless it's womans' clothing, of course. But a pink man shirt? No, that deserves a punch in the face.
posted by
chris2303
on March 30, 2005 at 1:04 PM
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Ariala ~ I'm pretending?
Uh-oh.
posted by
mark2556
on March 30, 2005 at 1:04 PM
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Dude you sound just like my mom!! She says the same thing... I think its a matter of personal preference
posted by
Tanoolicious
on March 30, 2005 at 1:03 PM
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Totally agree with you ... two men kissing = revolting ...
two women carpet munching = Hot!
posted by
fwmystic
on March 30, 2005 at 1:03 PM
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Tanoo
Yes, many of them are nice people. But I still believe they have some kind of mental problem, there's no other way to explain why you would poke something "up there" in a "him".
Hmm....
posted by
chris2303
on March 30, 2005 at 1:01 PM
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Chris, that's what I like about you. You're man enough to pretend you're
gay. I bet you can even wear pink without any trouble at all.
posted by
Ariala
on March 30, 2005 at 12:58 PM
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You poor poor man.... One of my good friends is gay and is one of the nicest people ive ever met in my life...
posted by
Tanoolicious
on March 30, 2005 at 12:58 PM
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Tanoolicious
No, I am allergic to anything gay, or even remotely happy. And homosexual, of course. Ninny boys...
posted by
chris2303
on March 30, 2005 at 12:56 PM
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Oh shit... and all this time I thought u were gay.....
posted by
Tanoolicious
on March 30, 2005 at 12:53 PM
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I don't know, I'll let you know when I find one.
posted by
chris2303
on March 30, 2005 at 12:49 PM
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Damn right, holy mark, damn right...
baptising has never been so much illegal fun...like shoplifting fireworks and legitimate pros.
posted by
chris2303
on March 30, 2005 at 12:49 PM
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um, chrissy darling
what is a real man??
posted by
_Symphony_
on March 30, 2005 at 12:49 PM
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sassyass: No, I am definitely not gay, nor am I bent in any way.
Yesterday's post was a filthy lie.
posted by
chris2303
on March 30, 2005 at 12:47 PM
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SYMPHONY
No, I'm a real man, like the ones you see on tele...
posted by
chris2303
on March 30, 2005 at 12:46 PM
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WHAMENATOR
Well it's no good looking here, I live 5 million miles away and an unfortunate sized winkle. Not very good value for money...especially when you can probably grown your own crop of cucumbers...
posted by
chris2303
on March 30, 2005 at 12:46 PM
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renigade3
Yesterday's post was fiction. I could never really be a homosexual man. I think they're disgusting. Like, totally.
posted by
chris2303
on March 30, 2005 at 12:42 PM
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You now have me lost
Are you or are you not gay? I am so confused!
posted by
Sherri_G
on March 30, 2005 at 12:42 PM
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This Pope knows his shit...
...quite intimately. This is why priests don't marry.
posted by
mark2556
on March 30, 2005 at 12:38 PM
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yeah, um, what Ariala said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and erm your a sexist, contradicting little......um erm er
***smiles sweetly and again says what um Ariala said***
posted by
_Symphony_
on March 30, 2005 at 12:36 PM
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Chris,
In that case, I am not a plumber with a hairy arse, but a Hot Blonde with a Bodacious Bosom, after all. And I am looking to get shagged in my twat.
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on March 30, 2005 at 12:34 PM
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Okay. Me stupid. What the hell is going on?!?!?!?!?
posted by
Renigade
on March 30, 2005 at 12:31 PM
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Ariala
I think it's that pope mark moulded me with. Pretty good match-maker...
posted by
chris2303
on March 30, 2005 at 12:27 PM
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Did you go back into the closet? I am so confused.
posted by
Ariala
on March 30, 2005 at 12:24 PM
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