Warped thoughts: The way things go these days.

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Monday, December 22, 2003

The way things go these days.

If the Watergate Building were to be broken into for the purpose of political shenanigans this election, would it be called Watergate – gate? This morning I confused my Viagra with my Rogaine. What hair I have left is standing straight up, sort of a Don King do. Michael Jackson’s PR people claim there is no truth to the rumor that he will cover the ‘50s hit “Where the boys are”. I do not have a list blog, but if I did, it would have these unlikely Christmas Albums Butthole Surfurs tribute to... Sign in to see full entry.

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