If the Watergate Building were to be broken into for the purpose of political shenanigans this election, would it be called Watergate – gate? This morning I confused my Viagra with my Rogaine. What hair I have left is standing straight up, sort of a Don King do. Michael Jackson’s PR people claim there is no truth to the rumor that he will cover the ‘50s hit “Where the boys are”. I do not have a list blog, but if I did, it would have these unlikely Christmas Albums Butthole Surfurs tribute to... Sign in to see full entry.