Warped thoughts: Odditiums and Entities

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Tuesday, December 23, 2003

Odditiums and Entities

If you start chewing Nicorette, do you have to start smoking cigarettes to quit chewing gum? Peter Pan, is being re-done for the who-know-how many times. Just the name Peter Pan, there has to be a punch line in there somewhere. If Sam Walton, in an effort to lower construction costs left the vertical support structure of his stores wide open, could they still call it Wal*Mart? My wife asked me to water the cat, but doesn’t she know the sound of the sprinkler scares him do death? I got excited... Sign in to see full entry.

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