Warped thoughts for Friday, January 2, 2004

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Friday, January 2, 2004

Just thinking.

If the Smurfs made a porno, that would be a blue movie, wouldn’t it? Toss in Snow White and the seven dwarves and you’ve got something. I live in a remote area, and while it’s not the end of the world, we do have front row seats. The local sport seems to be competitive drinking and mailbox bashing. The talk around the coffee cups in the local café usually goes something like this, “Whu’d the Govmint do tuday?” “Everthin.’” “Whut’s the Govmint guna dew ‘bout that there Mad Cow thang?” “Nuthin’”... Sign in to see full entry.

Inspired by Dewdrop

Sometimes things just pop into one's head, things that maybe are better left unsaid. I will apologize before you read this, just possible it is too silly, but when I read Dewdrops lament, this took over my brain. So, going against many years of ingrained shyness, here goes..... My nipples itch My nipples itch Holy crap It’s a real bitch I don’t want to make a fuss But it really bothers me on the bus What makes them itch even worse Is watching a mother nurse. The baby smiles, gurgles and coos My... Sign in to see full entry.

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