Warped thoughts for Monday, December 22, 2003

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Monday, December 22, 2003

The way things go these days.

If the Watergate Building were to be broken into for the purpose of political shenanigans this election, would it be called Watergate – gate? This morning I confused my Viagra with my Rogaine. What hair I have left is standing straight up, sort of a Don King do. Michael Jackson’s PR people claim there is no truth to the rumor that he will cover the ‘50s hit “Where the boys are”. I do not have a list blog, but if I did, it would have these unlikely Christmas Albums Butthole Surfurs tribute to... Sign in to see full entry.

Strange things in the news.

Recently reporters observed a rather peculiar ritual in the Rose Garden at the White House. Before a press conference, members of the administration were given various baseball bats and golf clubs. They then proceeded to dance in a circle around the president, whacking the ground smartly in a syncopated rhythm. The press core suddenly realized that this was rather easy to explain, given the current administrations proclivity to beat around the bush. Don’t tell me you didn’t see that coming! Sign in to see full entry.

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