Warped thoughts for Saturday, December 27, 2003

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Saturday, December 27, 2003

The CIA and Tiger Poop

According to an AP article the CIA developed a listening device that resembled Tiger Poop to be used in the jungles of Viet Nam. Now that must have been an interesting Research and Development project. “No, no, no, how many times to I have to tell you Tiger, not Lion! Here, look closely, see the difference?” This device can be seen in the CIAs Gadget Museum but only if you’re CIA. One might also catch a glimpse of the ever popular microphone disguised as a Martini Olive, next to the Crossbow... Sign in to see full entry.

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Nostrodamus

The History Channel has a special on Nossy, 500 years later. Of note, one learns that he had his “visions” late at night looking into a bowl of water. Also he was a leading expert at the time in Herbal healing. Ok, now it doesn’t take a lot of thought to imagine where the visions may have really come from. It’s a wonder the police didn’t become suspicious of all the late-night pizza deliveries. They also don’t mention the lost qautraine. A network of energy will replace mail of paper Information... Sign in to see full entry.

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