Warped thoughts for Monday, December 29, 2003

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Monday, December 29, 2003

Brave predictions from Not-so-dumb-ass.

This week, more people will die in Iraq. Far more people will die on our nations highways. With the failure of the England’s Beagle probe, Mars becomes the Boston Red Sox of space exploration. More money will be spent on entertainment in the U. S. this week than all medical research programs put together over the course of the entire year. The Mad Cow disaster will take a surprising turn when it is revealed that the diseased cow come from an off-course Mars probe that landed at Michael Jackson’s... Sign in to see full entry.

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