Strange things in the news.
Recently reporters observed a rather peculiar ritual in the Rose Garden at the White House. Before a press conference, members of the administration were given various baseball bats and golf clubs. They then proceeded to dance in a circle around the president, whacking the ground smartly in a syncopated rhythm. The press core suddenly realized that this was rather easy to explain, given the current administrations proclivity to beat around the bush. Don’t tell me you didn’t see that coming! Sign in to see full entry.