Warped thoughts: These just barely in!

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Friday, December 19, 2003

These just barely in!

If your Father’s sister gets a new car, should she make sure she gets Auntie Lock Brakes? Suppose you work for a large padlock company, and your union goes on strike. Do they give you time off the picket line for coffee and donuts? Sort of an “Anti-Lock Break?” My Uncle married a Jewish woman, and the less sensitive in the family refer to her as “Auntie Semetic”. I was amazed to watch an old black and white Gunsmoke. It was the episode where Festus had a new job, or as he explained it, “Gawlee,... Sign in to see full entry.

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