SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS, TINKY-WINKY ANNOUNCE ENGAGEMENT
RIOT ERRUPTS AS SPURNED SUITOR UPSTAGES ANNOUNCEMENT Houston (State Bore News) – Wearing matching tuxedos, life-sized Tinky-Winky and Sponge Bob Square Pants characters appeared at a Tuesday noon press conference with Houston Justice of the Peace Pete Hillary, who announced that he would marry the characters in a mock wedding on Saturday. The mock wedding is intended to stir voter interest in November’s referendum over same-sex marriages. But the announcement turned violent half-way through... Sign in to see full entry.