MINISTER FEATHERKAHN TO BIPED DEVILS: LET BIG BIRD GO!
CRAWFORD COPS BATTLE ROWDY CROWDS, MOUNTING PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS AS BIG BIRD ROTS IN QUARANTINE Crawford, Texas (State Bore News) – The atmosphere outside President Bush’s Crawford, Texas ranch grew increasingly tense today as Avian Nation activists clashed with police and national guardsmen struggling to maintain order at the ranch. Authorities further confirmed that the number of birds and other feathered creatures camped outside the ranch now exceeds one million, presenting a growing public... Sign in to see full entry.