TESTICLE TRUSTEE THREATENS TO AUCTION PRESIDENT’S MAN-PARTS ON EBAY
DALLAS LAWYER BEMOANS PRESIDENT AS ‘PERFECT MODERN DAY WOMAN’ Dallas (State Bore News) – When Mitch McDonald agreed to hold the testicles and other manly part(s) of President Elect George W. Bush in trust on New Year’s Eve, 2000, he had no idea the immense moral struggle he was inviting. "Sometimes, it’s just downright unbearable," McDonald first told The Bore early Wednesday morning at his fashionable South Oak estate. "I have to watch my caffeine intake. I had to undergo hypnosis to help me... Sign in to see full entry.