JUDGE CHIMP HITS HOOTY-SNOOTY LAST MINUTE G.O.P. COCTAIL CIRCUIT
"OUR HOPES ARE HIGH" MRS. CHIMP SAYS OF PROSPECTIVE NOMINATION Washington (State Bore News) – Another house party, another fund raiser, another round of ‘G and T’ for The Bakersfield Chimp. Named only last month to a Texas Federal judgeship by President Bush just days following acquittal by a California jury of mauling an animal lover, Judge Chimp is widely speculated as the next associate justice to the United States Supreme Court. "We’re life-long Republicans, life-long patriots," Mrs. Chimp... Sign in to see full entry.