BUSH PLAN: FLIRT WITH GONZALEZ, BUT MARRY THE MONKEY
AFTER CONFIRMATION FOREPLAY, BUSH TO CLAIM CHIMP AS HIS CHOICE Washington, D.C. (State Bore News) – Well-placed Bush administration sources confirm that the President is prepared to name Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez as a smokescreen choice to replace retiring Supreme Court Associate Justice Sandra Day O’Connor. "But make no mistake," our source tells The Bore, "He’ll consummate with Judge Chimp." Sources tell The Bore that the administration will entice a blood-letting over a first choice,... Sign in to see full entry.