The State Bore of Texas for Monday, July 4, 2005

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Monday, July 4, 2005

Non-Human High Court Justice Breaks New Ground in Fight Against Prejudice

July 4: Meet Justice Ork, Texas Supreme Court, the Face of the New America Wimberley, Texas (State Bore News) – When Texas Supreme Court Justice Ork was newly harvested from the bowels of Hell by the extremists who control judicial politics in Harris County, his dying mother told him, "Son, be careful whom you seek to destroy in this life. You never know when you might need your enemy." Justice Ork has never forgotten the tender words of a mother whom he smothered to death by grasping by the... Sign in to see full entry.

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