The State Bore of Texas for Saturday, July 23, 2005

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Saturday, July 23, 2005

‘PENIS’ BANNED BY JUDGE: “YOU’RE GROSSING ME OUT, ALREADY”

MAS-DELMISMO INSTRUCTS LAWYERS TO REFER TO APPENDAGE AS ‘THING’ Houston (State Bore News) – As opening arguments began Friday in Houston’s penis severing case, Criminal State District Judge Sara Anne Mas-Delmismo instructed lawyers to refrain from the use of the word ‘penis’ because it makes her ill. "I think we can all be grown ups about this," Judge Mas-Delmismo instructed both lawyers and witnesses outside the presence of the jury. "We know what it is, so let’s just call it ‘Thing’ or... Sign in to see full entry.

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