BIG BIRD BUSTED AS PATIENT-1 IN U.S. AVIAN FLU PANDEMIC
ICON DETAINED EN ROUTE TO HOUSTON SAME-SEX UNION; LOVEABLE FOWL UNDER GUARD OF MARINE BATTALION Dallas (State Bore News) – PBS icon Big Bird was detained in Dallas late Tuesday while changing planes en route to a same-sex union in Houston. The popular talking bird was reportedly ‘roughed up’ by federal transportation officials following an in-flight altercation with flight attendants with America West Airlines. The wild incident reportedly began with Bird drinking excessively, and then spitting... Sign in to see full entry.