The State Bore of Texas for Saturday, July 30, 2005

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Saturday, July 30, 2005

BOSS AGGIE TO MAN-EATING INJUNS: “AGGIES ARE NOT IN-BRED PLANESMEN”

TEXAS A&M PREZ FIGHTIN’ MAD OVER TRANSLATION OF MASCOT'S MONIKER College Station (State Bore News) – Shock waves have been felt throughout Texas following publication of The Official Karanchua Nation Dictionary by Karanchua Nation President Earnest Manfork, Ph.D., and Bee County College Press. Among the controversial entries, ‘Aggie’ is alleged to be a derivative of a Karanchua Indian word meaning, ‘man of the planes who lays crops with his sister and harvests half-wits.’ "This is not a precise... Sign in to see full entry.

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