The State Bore of Texas for Thursday, August 4, 2005

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Thursday, August 4, 2005

DAY CARE TERROR PLOT FOILED IN HOUSTON

BUT BIN LADEN PERSONALLY DENIES AL QAIDA CONNECTION TO TODDLER TERRORISTS Houston (State Bore News) – Federal Homeland Security officials busted dozens of 3 and 4-year old children on Wednesday at Happy Land Horizons in Houston. Federal authorities told Fox News that the toddler terrorists were plotting bombings of their day care and various McDonald’s across Houston. But Osama Bin Laden issued a statement from his summer ranch in Wimberley, Texas, denying any connection to the toddler terror... Sign in to see full entry.

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