Jeff's Jots

I had a wonderful start to my day today. I spent my first 45 minutes this morning playing solitare. Not the regular kind Not the kind on the computer either. The kind on my body. A specific part of my body that is. The cards were already on the table when I woke up so all I had to do was deal. I... Sign in to see full entry.

Surprize used to be spelled with a "Z" Now it's usually spelled with an "s". Lately more and more I've seen "organize" spelled with a "s" instead of a "z" At this rate we'll soon be going to the soo to see the sebras. This is a very disturbing trend. "z" is a much funner letter than "s" "S" is... Sign in to see full entry.

Yesterday I was using the computer at the library as usual (don't have one at home) hanging around facebook having a good old time. When I left the computer though I forgot to sign off of facebook. Someone came in behind me and wrote dirty words in my status making it look like I wrote them.... Sign in to see full entry.

I'm kind of a slob. I brush my hair sometimes. When I feel like it and I can find a brush I shave most days but I'm not a fanatic about it. I don't make any particular effort to remove all my whiskers. Recently someone said to me. "What's wrong with you? Don't you ever comb your hair? Or shave?... Sign in to see full entry.

When Mom and I got to Aunt and Uncle's house for Christmas, Aunt remarked that we were a bit early. I joked that we thought we might catch them doing "naughty things" "Not at our age" She said. This subject has been coming up in the news lately too. Recently Barbara Walters asked Betty White if 88... Sign in to see full entry.

I had a dream last night where President Obama was assassinated. Weird. I rarely dream about anyone I don't know personally. Sign in to see full entry.

I'm trying to figure out how to spell embarrassed Sign in to see full entry.

Jeff's Jot's is Number One under oldest blogs!!! Yay!!! And a big thank you to folks with older blogs for not posting in the past week so I could be number one:) Sign in to see full entry.

A great message for kids. Two great messages in fact. It's okay to be different Things get better if you hang in there. That's what I get when I listen to Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. In the first half of the song Rudolf and ridiculed and ostracized because he is different from the other... Sign in to see full entry.

I've been paying attention to the commercials on TV and radio lately and I have some advice for you folks. Don't tell me how many other customers your company has. That doesn't tell me a darn thing about whether your product will meet my needs. Don't tell me how many years you've been in business.... Sign in to see full entry.