About jollyjeff

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The whole world huh? I'm not quite convinced that all six billion people in the world are going to read this but here goes.
I'm Jeff, I live in Columbia, Maryland. Single but with beautiful,charming,intelligent new girlfriend who is sitting next to me as I write this.
 I was a social worker but I was forced to retire on disability due to depression in November 2009
I love baseball, french onion dip, Jay Leno, and of course writing.
I hate professional wrestling, broccoli, any form of violence, and hypocrisy.


Location:
United States
Primary occupation:
student
Dream occupation:
unemployed billionaire
Hometown:
Suburbs of Washington D.C.
Schools attended:
Salisbury University, Howard Communtiy College, Oakland Mills High School, Martin Luther King Jr High, Buck Lodge Junior High, Town and Country Day School, Glen Haven Elementary School
I like:
Women, baseball, Tastycake Kandy Kakes (chocolate, not peanut butter), and the Redskins
Favorite writers:
Andy Rooney, Bruce Springsteen, Wayne Dyer
Favorite books:
Ordinary People, Conversations with God,
Favorite newspapers:
USA Today, Washington Post
Favorite magazines:
Playboy, Sports Illustrated, Science of Mind
Favorite music:
Elton John, Billy Joel, Bee Gees
Favorite movies:
An Officer and a Gentleman, Soul Man, Back to the Future
Favorite TV shows:
Seinfeld, Will and Grace,
Favorite teams:
Washington Nationals, Washington Redskins, the late not so great Washington Senators
Favorite quote:
Leap and the net will appear
Gender:
male
Religion:
Religious Scientists