Jeff's Jots

I've noticed as I walk through the campus parking lot that the spots closest to the building are reserved for staff. My question is this. Since the students are paying the staff, why does the staff get the best parking places? Sign in to see full entry.

Got myself in a bit of trouble the other day. I was at the bank. There was a police officer in line in front of me. I figured I'd joke around with her a bit. "I guess I'd better not rob the bank while you're here" She wasn't amused. "I wouldn't even joke about that if I were you" I'm glad she takes... Sign in to see full entry.

The Republicans are having a straw poll in Iowa tomorrow. I didn't know straws could vote. Sign in to see full entry.

Remember New Coke? Some of you young 'uns might not but in the mid 80s it caused quite a stir for awhile. It actually started with Pepsi. Pepsi went around the country issuing people the "Pepsi challenge" They gave people a taste of Pepsi and a taste of Coke without saying which was which. Most... Sign in to see full entry.

As I was leaving the bathroom after pooping the other day, there was a laxative commercial on TV Sign in to see full entry.

I was looking at all the beauty stuff that my roommate has in the bathroom the other day and wondered why? My roommate is a beautiful young woman who doesn't need any of that stuff. Neither do most other women. To me make up just covers up the natural beauty that's already there. And what's with the... Sign in to see full entry.

It was a pretty tight parking space. As I was carefully getting out of my car, trying to avoid nicking the car next to me, I was thinking how nicks and scratches on my car don't bother me a bit. My car's job is to get me and my stuff from point A to point B. I don't care how it looks while it's... Sign in to see full entry.

Been over 100 degrees here in Merryland the last few days. That's WITHOUT the heat index. I'm not complaining. I'd rather have 102 degrees than 22 degrees. Of course we'd all like it to be a nice comfy 72 degrees out. But if I had to choose between hot and cold I'd choose hot every time. At least... Sign in to see full entry.

Until about a week ago, I had barely heard the name Casey Anthony. When I did hear it, I flipped to the next channel. I was paying so little attention I didn't even know the child had died I thought she was just missing. Then after the verdict was announced I couldn't avoid it. Everyone on TV,... Sign in to see full entry.

It was 42 years ago today that man first walked on the moon. Sign in to see full entry.