Jeff's Jots

It may be my imagination but it seems to me that this is at least the third "last" Harry Potter movie to come out. Sign in to see full entry.

I had a funny thought today. I thought that if I died today, I could live with that. Sign in to see full entry.

Strange thing happened to me in the grocery store the other day. I left my cart at the end of the ailse to go get a jar of peanut butter. When I got back my cart was gone. I spent about 10 minutes walking back and forth through the ailses trying to find my missing cart. Finally I just gave up got a... Sign in to see full entry.

Coupla young ladies in front of me in line at the food court. I was looking at their hair. I don't think the hair was it's natural color. It was pink. The lady who waited on me was shocked. She said she would never let her children go out of the house like that. I had a more positive reaction. I... Sign in to see full entry.

Was talking to a lady on facebook the other day and mentioned how pretty she was. She argued with me. Said she wasn't pretty at all. She suggested that I get new glasses. I wonder what makes her think she's not pretty. I wonder if she has low self esteem. I think she probably does. It's possible... Sign in to see full entry.

The song Imagine was sung in church on Sunday It got me to thinking (always dangerous) It seems to me "Imagine" would tick off a lot of people. Religious people for example Imagine there's no heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us only sky And patriotic people Imagine there's no... Sign in to see full entry.

It was my last day at work. I was being transferred to another office. I had some parting advice for my coworker Antoinette. I advised her to to work on overcoming her shyness. I was pulling her leg. Antoinette is the least shy person on the planet. Whatever word you can find in a thesaurus that... Sign in to see full entry.

Mom and Dad on TV were having an argument. Junior was playing little league. He didn't like it and wanted to quit. Dad wanted to let him quit. Mom wanted him to at least finish out the season. Dad didn't want to force the kid to do something he didn't want to do. Mom wanted to teach the boy not to... Sign in to see full entry.

For the first time ever, I made the top ten in most comments. I'm number 8. Yay!!!! Sign in to see full entry.

What do you think about bumper stickers? I think they're fun. My mother thinks they're tacky. They are tacky. But they're fun too. And fun trumps tacky every time. I have six bumper stickers on my car. Here's what they say. Work like you don't need the money Love like you've never been hurt. Dance... Sign in to see full entry.